Happy Independence Day, Drunks!

[Palinka (RIP)]

...'cause, 'merica

Fuck, Yeah!

[Lush City]

Here's this guy Mark Dice down in Oceanside CA. hanging out on the pier asking people questions. Can it be that no one in America knows what Independence Day is all about? Check this out https://youtu.be/kyhCOPh48ew

This really disturbed me today. So I went down to happy hour today down at the beach here in L.A., where the young trendies come on holidays and asked a few questions. I couldn't believe it! So many of these young millennials don't know squat about Independence Day, the American Revolutionary War, Bill of Rights, etc. This is very disturbing. We are headed back to feudal times...

[Smatter Noguts]

yup, sailed past a billion dollars worth o boats at Grand Haven today, flew home in a Cessna 172, and am at a plateau drunk wif the 11th hour gin which made itsself inot martinis magicl like and now it's midnight and the gflorious fcuking fourth and so nightcaps will be Elmer or WT101, and i am a poor man but a drainhole for rich relatives and none of taxpayer money or children or aminals were hurt in teh making of this so my side is best and the little ministers of herselselfs are noweree in sight so

[Palinka (RIP)]

You really ought to read the article in Modern Drunkard Magazine entitled, "The Founding Drunkards", which should give you plenty more information to pass on, to youngsters and/or the ignorant; about how the "Founding Fathers" (i.e. those first, brave colonists) first concern was about obtaining booze.

Enjoy!

[Palinka (RIP)]

A hope that you have a happy heavily endrunkened holiday weekend, Smatter.

Drink long and prosper!

[Patchez]

I am truly terrified at what our country's education systems are churning out. Mindless sheeple. Time to move into the deep woods and go off grid. Or drink more. I think I'll do that instead.

[Patchez]

Evidrtne there was a road rip to shipshewana yesternby drank all the gin AND now e have whiskey and soda before we break with the britbrew and go bourbon, 'cause, 'merica

This is fucking beautiful. Blessedly and blissfully blasted.

Skal ta os fassen.

[AntonArkydivich]

e have whiskey

E have whiskey, she have whiskey, I have whiskey, we have whiskey.

[Palinka (RIP)]

I am truly terrified at what our country's education systems are churning out...

Then, as a full member of the Association of Modern Drunkardists, it is your duty to educate the wee tackers; especially when it comes to Bar Etiquette and Drunken History.

[Patchez]

I am truly terrified at what our country's education systems are churning out...

Then, as a full member of the Association of Modern Drunkardists, it is your duty to educate the wee tackers; especially when it comes to Bar Etiquette and Drunken History.

I do my best. One man can do only so much. So few points of light in the Drunkard sky these days.

[Palinka (RIP)]

...One man can do only so much...

Never forget that you have an Board full of Modern Drunkardists and all the collected wisdom within said Board, you also have FKR (Slurred Be His Name) and his entire (Superhero-type type team-ups) staff of Homo Sapiens Ebriosus Superior, to back you all the way.

[Bur]

Pint of wine going down, cheers mates/mateys

[Patchez]

I am acutely aware of all the aids and allies against the drys. I was just referring to my little corner of the globe.

[Savage]

...they dont speak enlish

Is that some sort of pigeon/patwa between English and the sort of stuff that the recruitment guys use?

hah. recruiters? they speak LIE. Just ask any US Marine.

[Lush City]

You really ought to read the article in Modern Drunkard Magazine entitled, "The Founding Drunkards", which should give you plenty more information to pass on, to youngsters and/or the ignorant; about how the "Founding Fathers" (i.e. those first, brave colonists) first concern was about obtaining booze.

Enjoy!

The Whiskey Rebellion of 1791 was featured in Modern Drunkard where I learned of it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Rebellion