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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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Mr Boozificator wrote:Time to fire exploding things into the sky, put insane quantities of alcohol into your belly and eat plenty of grilled and/or greasy things. One day I'll come pay you a visit around this time of the year too.
What's that warning signal for an invasion again, guys...was it "one if by land, two if by sea" or the other way around?
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Screwball wrote:At least I have thumbs, you colobi.
Yeah but they're shoved up your ass!
I'll miss you, pallie.
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
Screwball wrote:At least I have thumbs, you colobi.
Yeah but they're shoved up your ass!
I dunno...maybe you better ask his thumbs...they may be opposable to the hole idea.
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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French people:
Thanks for sending us this guy in blue:
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Brits:
No thanks for sending us this guy in Red:
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Proverbs 31:6&7

"Pain is sometimes the price of laughter."-Oggar

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And afterwords we can run amok! Or if you're too tired, we can walk amok.
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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Judge wrote:French people:
Thanks for sending us this guy in blue:
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Brits:
No thanks for sending us this guy in Red:
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And thank God for that anti-Semite, racist, sexist asswipe, Mel Gibson.
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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Foties fo evraone!
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Re: 40s for July 4th?

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I'm drinking pint sized 7.4% beers. Decently bad but the alcohol/price ratio was ok. Cheers to the mystical creatures/posters/goats over there.
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40s and ZZTop. This is July 4th, you limey socialist wankers.
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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My neighbor's dj just showed up. I think it might be Pauly D. YAY!
I'll miss you, pallie.
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DJ and the Bear...man, that chimp and his 2 dads could really play some fine motown music from their 18 wheel mobile 50,000 watt station

Happy 4th, greg evigone!
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What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
What a badass thing to say, specially knowing its not rhetoric but would be reality one way or another if the course of action advocated was taken.

Happy 4th of July, drink up!!
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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Tariel wrote:
What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!
What a badass thing to say, specially knowing its not rhetoric but would be reality one way or another if the course of action advocated was taken.

Happy 4th of July, drink up!!
Back atcha, Kiwi.
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Re: 40s for July 4th?

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Life is one big question when you're staring at the clock
and the answer's always waiting at the liquor store
forty ounces to freedom
so I take that walk
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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No better day then to drink a 40
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Re: Happy boom boom gulp gulp day America.

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'aint no time like this time. work related issues kept me from celebrating the 4th on the 4th. I have been drinking, and am in love with the world, in love with this country, and in love with Interstate 10

CHEERS!
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