Five cards

[ThirstyDrunk]

Deuces wild
ante is a nickel and a cigarette
no limit
Who's in?

[oettinger]

I smoke, so I guess I`m in.

Bottle of rum in the pot

[Badfellow]

I'll see your nickel and your stale Pall Mall, and raise you 50 Taco Bell napkins.

[Patchez]

In for the nickel and the smoke. I'll see your 50 Taco Hell napkins and raise you a drink token for the Shed's Holiday Punch Bowl this year.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Just added a fresh jug of anti freeze to the punchbowl, full strength none of that 50/50 bullshit, so drink tokens are worth double.

You manics are raising the pot and I haven't even dealt any cards yet. This could get interesting. Anyone else in?

[mistah willies]

I'm more of pill than a card, but cut me in.

[Badfellow]

Go fish.

[Nausea]

Oett's got the right idea: let's play for booze so everyone gives it their all.

*Antes Kentucky Deluxe*

^ Some high stakes shit right there.

[Badfellow]

Right. Let's just skip the cards and ante up on drinking instead.

I'll see your swig of Kentucky Deluxe and raise you a gargler of vodka.

[Nausea]

Everyone picks a card.

Lowest card gets a double shot of Malort. No aloe for the taint, either.

Suffer.

[mistah willies]

Just added a fresh jug of anti freeze to the punchbowl, full strength none of that 50/50 bullshit, so drink tokens are worth double.

You manics are shmoking the pot and I haven't even dealt any cards yet. This could get interesting. Anyone else in?

Deuces are wild? Harummph. I'll keep this Ace of Spades up my sleeve.

[scream ale]

Something tells me this isn't going to be you standard game of uno.

[Badfellow]

Deuces are wild?

After a bottle of Kraken and 5 lbs. of BBQ moose, I'll bet your deuces are pretty damn wild.

[Patchez]

As soon as moose sausage hits the pot I'm going all in.

[Badfellow]

L'est we not shit the sheets before Turdsy D'runk deals the first hand.