Troll Trolley

[Mr Boozificator]

Dear trolls,

You make us laugh a lot, but very oftenly, an other troll has already tried your strategy, so here are a few things you should avoid:

-"Hi guys, I am new to this board and love drinking, but I am eighteen and wonder if drinking won't interfere with my studying.". Sorry boy, not everyone can be handling his life the way we do, but keep on trying.

-"Hello fellow drunkards, I would love to drink more, but this has given me twelve different terminal diseases, do you have any hints?". You're cute but we all know how to keep our health in control OR have decided we don't give a shit after years and years of drinking, because we don't want to die healthy. We are entirely aware of any drawback you know?

-"Hello my good friends, I want to drink because drinking has already ruined my life, draining my money, making my wife leave me and forcing the birth of twelve illegitimate retarded children conceived during my inebriation nights.". Well, if drinking has ever been anything but fun to you, you just don't belong here. Go find an other thread, and about the children, use condoms or just go fuck yourself. Both ways are safe for the like of you.

-"Howdy brothers, I want to drink a lot, but isn't that risky, professionally speaking?".Well, I was toasting to your demise with your boss a few glasses ago and he says no.

There, we like you in here, but try to be more creative please.
A few glasses of strong liquor often help in this field.

[peetie44]

though lovely drinking time works wow gold will outlast common french whine

[Screwball]

I hate entertaining trolls. They eat up all the trail mix, piss all over the toilet seat and never want to go back under their bridge until all the Booze is gone.

[Freddie AppsHero]

They just sound like noobs, not trolls.

[Screwball]

They are kinda cute in an acid-trip way.

[Smatter Noguts]

Be kind to newbies.

We need the dues.

Plus when one goes off on a enraged rant like that limey a few moths ago it's fun as hell.

I am wondering why my Russian bride and boatload of Zanex haven't shown up yet.

[peetie44]

I am wondering why my Russian bride and boatload of Zanex haven't shown up yet.

Am enjoying the bride...ur-uh, was I supposed to forward the Zanex...?

They are kinda cute in an acid-trip way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmIy7Ch4M84

[Screwball]

Eric Burdon is one of those dudes that always looked old no matter how young he was.

That song reminded me of this one. Or maybe the Xanex I took earlier did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkYBJId7WZs

[peetie44]

Eric Burdon is one of those dudes that always looked old no matter how young he was.

That song reminded me of this one. Or maybe the Xanex I took earlier did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkYBJId7WZs

WOW...the chick band in that vid has a Shaggs thing going on (just not as homely)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY

Myself, I prefer The Sacred Cows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGwSgk5U0Zk

[Mr Boozificator]

Hey, this thread was about trolls, not about bots nor music.
Oooh, whatever, what will you have?

[Screwball]

The Sacred Cows RULE! Martha knew the lyrics and the dance.

Me, I like the Honey Bees!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqp_Si4a10E

[peetie44]

Hey, this thread was about trolls, not about bots nor music.
Oooh, whatever, what will you have?

Wow gold and penile enhancement says no stopping french connection as you please

[Savage]

Oh, I did get a laugh out of the Russian Hooker Brides. But how sad to know that their pathetic, cozening prose did not come from their desperate hooker hearts, but rather from their googleing pimps.

[Wingman]

wait, do all trolls have gemstones in their bellies? i see a way to pay our bartab, gents....

[Mr Boozificator]

wait, do all trolls have gemstones in their bellies? i see a way to pay our bartab, gents....

Wingman has a point.
Please trolls, post here more often, and don't forget to mention which bridge you're living under.