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Re: Edibles and booze

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It's all unavailable in my (expletive dele) town but since I despise smoking (bad lungs) I have wondered about the edibles. From what y'all say, sounds like they just sit there for a while, and then hit you like a ton of bricks. So, I should take one or three in the AM with my blood pressure pills and Flintstone vitamins? Sit back, open my keyboard and type the day's output?
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Sammy wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:38 pm
A friend of mine came in from out of town. He brought me weed and edilbles from a legal store. I ate like three of them fucking bottles of gummies. Drank about a 12 pack plus mucho alcohol. Wow. I'm not sure I'll survive this..

Yes I will. I've done it a million times before. I just don't remember.

Fuckers.
No way could you have eaten "three bottles" of gummies and didn't pass out. Then you drank a 12 pack? I'm calling bullshit, you guys and your war stories :) BTW gummies are for sissies, smoke some hydro like a real woman!
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I can't smoke. Literally, I can't inhale smoke. Some wall is there.

Edibles, however, are stupid easy. And yeah, that overeating and thinking it's not gonna hit and then - *BAM* - Did I just watch a movie? Tell me all about it cuz I got nothing over here.
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MissFit wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:28 am
Sammy wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:38 pm
A friend of mine came in from out of town. He brought me weed and edilbles from a legal store. I ate like three of them fucking bottles of gummies. Drank about a 12 pack plus mucho alcohol. Wow. I'm not sure I'll survive this..

Yes I will. I've done it a million times before. I just don't remember.

Fuckers.
No way could you have eaten "three bottles" of gummies and didn't pass out. Then you drank a 12 pack? I'm calling bullshit, you guys and your war stories :) BTW gummies are for sissies, smoke some hydro like a real woman!
So anyway, I ate 7 grams of Moroccan hash once on a dare. And yeah, I took a nap. But you want to know the best part of the story? A few hour later, I picked a chuck out of my teeth, threw it in a pipe and got some mouthy, lightweight bitch stoned off her bleach-blonde, tramp-stamped ass.
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Re: Edibles and booze

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Badfellow wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:44 pm
MissFit wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:28 am
Sammy wrote:
Tue Feb 11, 2020 10:38 pm
A friend of mine came in from out of town. He brought me weed and edilbles from a legal store. I ate like three of them fucking bottles of gummies. Drank about a 12 pack plus mucho alcohol. Wow. I'm not sure I'll survive this..

Yes I will. I've done it a million times before. I just don't remember.

Fuckers.
No way could you have eaten "three bottles" of gummies and didn't pass out. Then you drank a 12 pack? I'm calling bullshit, you guys and your war stories :) BTW gummies are for sissies, smoke some hydro like a real woman!
So anyway, I ate 7 grams of Moroccan hash once on a dare. And yeah, I took a nap. But you want to know the best part of the story? A few hour later, I picked a chuck out of my teeth, threw it in a pipe and got some mouthy, lightweight bitch stoned off her bleach-blonde, tramp-stamped ass.
Sounds like a completely horrible experience. But..... How did you get to see the tramp stamp?
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Dirty Diamond Lou wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 7:47 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:44 pm
MissFit wrote:
Tue Mar 03, 2020 11:28 am
No way could you have eaten "three bottles" of gummies and didn't pass out. Then you drank a 12 pack? I'm calling bullshit, you guys and your war stories :) BTW gummies are for sissies, smoke some hydro like a real woman!
So anyway, I ate 7 grams of Moroccan hash once on a dare. And yeah, I took a nap. But you want to know the best part of the story? A few hour later, I picked a chuck out of my teeth, threw it in a pipe and got some mouthy, lightweight bitch stoned off her bleach-blonde, tramp-stamped ass.
Sounds like a completely horrible experience. But..... How did you get to see the tramp stamp?
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So wouldn't you know but I befriend this Lady who can get me some super high test cookies. She dropped off two to me a week ago and I tried a half. It fucked me up so bad I couldn't enjoy drinking. Today I tried a quarter. Still fucked me up but I can function and drink. Damn those things are strong.

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Edibles kick my ass. A pack of anything will last me for a year. Hell, I have a brownie that's been sitting in my fridge for damn near 6 months at this point. I don't even know if it's still edible. Should I chuck it?
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Rye and Coke wrote:
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:05 pm
Edibles kick my ass. A pack of anything will last me for a year. Hell, I have a brownie that's been sitting in my fridge for damn near 6 months at this point. I don't even know if it's still edible. Should I chuck it?
the answer was, "is there mold on it?"


Otherwise, it's good to go
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