There you have it. Sounds like the voice of freedom! Cheers!Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Mon Apr 19, 2021 4:46 amI think about a lot of things while I drink, some along the lines of, I think I'll have another drink, some more philosophical, but as long as I'm awake I'm thinking, though sometimes I might be thinking up bad ideas, but then bad decisions make for great stories.
Things we're over...enough already!
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Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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The fact that almost every night this entire month has been at freezing temps. Isn't this April?! The trees are barley budding yet and we're a week from May! Where did I move? Siberia?!
Okole maluna!
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So what were you expecting? Palm trees and ukuleles?
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Hard Seltzers
Rumor has it that if your man drinks hard seltzer.s you are allowed to finger bang him in public
Rumor has it that if your man drinks hard seltzer.s you are allowed to finger bang him in public
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During the Summer of White Claw in 2019, I went to the bar my buddy works at while he was off. We tried EVERY single White Claw.
Have you ever had a drink watered down by club soda? Club Soda is fucking terrible, and my description was: "This X flavor tastes like a glass of club soda was set in the same large room as a crate of X fruits across the room for a day".
With you on this one. They also didn't get us fucked up or even buzzed.
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I'm over this week.
NEXT!
NEXT!
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People who talk about non-alcoholic "cocktails" without booze IT"S NOT A COCKTAIL, IT"S PUNCH!
Also stores selling un-aged whiskey in a jar and calling it moonshine, if someone has paid taxes on it, IT IS NOT MOONSHINE!
And while I'm on the subject, making "coffee" shops look like bars, you're (I'm) in a strange city, wandering around, cold wet wind blowing off the ocean, your (my) coat collar turned to the wind, lonely, tired, then, suddenly life looks better, bright red neon beckons, you (I) walk in, and a bunch of twenty-somethings look up from their screens, and the place serves coffee! I like coffee, and I like coffee shops, (especially ones that serve biscuits and gravy, or chicken fried steak) but stop with the false advertising.
Also stores selling un-aged whiskey in a jar and calling it moonshine, if someone has paid taxes on it, IT IS NOT MOONSHINE!
And while I'm on the subject, making "coffee" shops look like bars, you're (I'm) in a strange city, wandering around, cold wet wind blowing off the ocean, your (my) coat collar turned to the wind, lonely, tired, then, suddenly life looks better, bright red neon beckons, you (I) walk in, and a bunch of twenty-somethings look up from their screens, and the place serves coffee! I like coffee, and I like coffee shops, (especially ones that serve biscuits and gravy, or chicken fried steak) but stop with the false advertising.
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Also hollywood, when you want to make a woman look slatternly, be more creative than just giving her a cigarette and a cocktail
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Nazis in foreign countrys
Hello get the memo, we tried to gas you dumbasses
Hello get the memo, we tried to gas you dumbasses
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People who lecture about how great their life is after they quit drinking, I suspect (strongly) that in most cases the person they're trying to convince is themselves, as most happy people don't go around saying how happy they are.
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That's why Hitler went to Argentina via submarine. The Bormann empire thrives underground. I will gas you with some big ass farts in your face!
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I agree with this 100% and not just with quitting drinking. Facebook is a prime example of people "proving" their happiness. I'll never forget a Facebook status post from a friend who married one of those women who wouldn't let him go out drinking with friends anymore once she entered the picture. He was out of touch with everyone but posted a photo of them and the caption read "I am genuinely happy!". Poor guy. He felt the need to tell us he was happy. Genuinely at that! That speaks volumes.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 1:22 pmI suspect (strongly) that in most cases the person they're trying to convince is themselves, as most happy people don't go around saying how happy they are.
Then I have the narcissistic friends that post pics of the flowers their dude got them to show how special they are or their new fking shoes as if anyone cares.
I get it that there are significant events in life one is excited about and want to share it with friends such as travels, a new baby, and new unique bottles of fancy booze etc. It just seems that many times it is attention seeking "look at me" behavior masking the insecurity they clearly have.
Okole maluna!
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I`m sure everyday I try to have something fun without drinking, I hope I guess i`m sure, that`s better than your day. Party!!!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 6:05 amI agree with this 100% and not just with quitting drinking. Facebook is a prime example of people "proving" their happiness. I'll never forget a Facebook status post from a friend who married one of those women who wouldn't let him go out drinking with friends anymore once she entered the picture. He was out of touch with everyone but posted a photo of them and the caption read "I am genuinely happy!". Poor guy. He felt the need to tell us he was happy. Genuinely at that! That speaks volumes.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 1:22 pmI suspect (strongly) that in most cases the person they're trying to convince is themselves, as most happy people don't go around saying how happy they are.
Then I have the narcissistic friends that post pics of the flowers their dude got them to show how special they are or their new fking shoes as if anyone cares.
I get it that there are significant events in life one is excited about and want to share it with friends such as travels, a new baby, and new unique bottles of fancy booze etc. It just seems that many times it is attention seeking "look at me" behavior masking the insecurity they clearly have.
Drink!