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Yuppie-hipster-techies hanging out in working class joints

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:41 pm
Yuppie-hipster-techies hanging out in working class joints
I'm over yuppie-hipster-techies, period! Buncha know-it-alls.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jun 17, 2021 11:21 am
Merchant Seaman wrote:
Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:41 pm
Yuppie-hipster-techies hanging out in working class joints
I'm over yuppie-hipster-techies, period! Buncha know-it-alls.
What happens when you cross a prostitute with a computer?
You get a fucking know-it-all!
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Gender reveal parties. Enough with the havoc (and littering) this ridiculousness wreaks! And people have died from this stupidity! Don't ask me n' oett to come to your gender reveal party, people. We don't give a shit what sex your baby is and we hate parties with people who do give a shit. Well, unless something like this happens.

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But I was planning on having Oett as my German translator for the big day. What the fuck

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Invite Maury Povich to the gender reveal party to say "you are NOT the father!"
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I want to throw my own gender reveal bash
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oettinger wrote:
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I want to throw my own gender reveal bash
So you are finally coming out? You sure made a fool of everyone thinking you were really weird and you would soon mellow out and be normal.
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out of stock shit( Modelo, Coca-cola, Mountain Dew, Hiram Walker 90...). I'm sick of saying no, which means the same in espanol.
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whiskeyprick wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:27 am
out of stock shit( Modelo, Coca-cola, Mountain Dew, Hiram Walker 90...). I'm sick of saying no, which means the same in espanol.
Man that's a lot of out of stock shit! Are your stores being looted?!
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Jul 31, 2021 12:20 am
whiskeyprick wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 12:27 am
out of stock shit( Modelo, Coca-cola, Mountain Dew, Hiram Walker 90...). I'm sick of saying no, which means the same in espanol.
Man that's a lot of out of stock shit! Are your stores being looted?!
We got some modelo but no 12 packs of corona, BS
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My asshole dog.

I love him, and he's a cute lil shit but I'm totally over him sometimes. For those of you who have had the misfortune of encountering our dog on drunkard Skype, you already know what a d-head he is. But for those of you who don't know him...I have to say I've never experienced a dog like this- EVER!

Now this dog isn't my first rodeo. Not only have I had dogs my entire life, I've also dog sat -in house- so I've had experience with all sorts of dog breeds and personalities. AND he's a Pomeranian (with papers) which I've also owned previously.

Aside from barking excessively, which has been covered previously somewhere on this board, he barks at me specifically when I look at him for too long, when I dance in his presence, and when I laugh at him- which that one I sorta get. He also has this gnarly demanding bark different from other barks when he wants in from outside when we don't let him inside quickly enough. Yeah, yeah people say Pomeranian's are barkers but that is purely case by case because my previous one wasn't. He was a normal barker that barked at "out of the ordinary" things as a good guard dog would. He wasn't a complete d-wad like our current one.

He also has to be let outside at least 30 times a day to potty -including overnight- which makes no sense when he spends a large portion of the day outdoors while we are BBQing etc. Do dogs get IBS? Do dogs "break the seal"? I don't get it. That is so not normal and I've never had dogs wake me up in the middle of the night to pee unless it was an extreme emergency. He's also been known more than once to come in from outside and then shit on the floor. It's like he tries to be annoying. To put the icing on the cake...he also has a recurring problem of getting literal crap all over his ass fur as well. Never had a dog with that problem either. Maybe he is special needs?

Lastly, he barks at his food and then scratches all the kibble out of his bowl and scatters it all over the kitchen floor and then barks at each individual piece. Every. Single. Day.

oettinger can back me up on this because he shares the same unfortunate experiences and there is zero exaggeration here.. I just wish we could send him to a day care or the dog sitter or something for a break like tired and worn out parents get to do with their children. Thankfully there is this nice woman who walks her dogs in the nearby woods that sometimes takes him with her for a few hours and I feel like I'm at a day spa or something when he's away. Finally some peace!
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^^^ Yes he also did throw some catfood around today, dumbass barkmachine
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Sep 26, 2021 1:30 am
My asshole dog.

Why I like cats more than dogs, there, I've said it.

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