WTF?

[MissFit]

think you need some. Kelly or MissFlorida or Divasnitch. I did some research myself. Some BFF stripper-friend of your`s must`ve taken a photo after you crashed hard following an 18 hour shift of lapdancing in a retirement home doing molly and jelloshots:

LOL, like that hasn't happen to just about everyone.

[oettinger]

I pissed myself half a dozen times when passed out. Never shat. And even the pissing yourself hasn`t happened since my young adult times

[scream ale]

I can honestly say I've never pissed myself while drunk. I feel a trophy is in order.

[mistah willies]

I do actually. I'm very hygienic. That is, when I wear underwear.

Is that when you run out of adult diapers?

I think you need some. Kelly or MissFlorida or Divasnitch. I did some research myself. Some BFF stripper-friend of your`s must`ve taken a photo after you crashed hard following an 18 hour shift of lapdancing in a retirement home doing molly and jelloshots:

Hey. That's like a passport image. We need to protect personal indemnification here, pal.

[Dear Booze]

I can honestly say I've never pissed myself while drunk. I feel a trophy is in order.

Really? I've done it at least 4 times in the past 8 years. I seem to do it while out of town. Oceanside, San Diego, Pismo Beach, New Orleans.

For some reason, I always thinks it's funny.

[oldsmartskunk]

Random fact: you that song by corey hart sunglasses at night? So during the chorus i've always heard him singing "don't masturbate with the guys in shade, hold on"

[Dear Booze]

Random fact: you that song by corey hart sunglasses at night? So during the chorus i've always heard him singing "don't masturbate with the guys in shade, hold on"

Random fact: My sister-in-law thought "Hold me close my tiny dacer" was "Hold me close my Tony Danza"

[oettinger]

Ms. Smarty Tits with some friends

[Nausea]

That GIF cuts off too soon. I want to see the dude struggle to get out some more.

[oettinger]

Quaid, move the slut to mars!

[Rooster]

I joined this forum under mistaken circumstances but figured I would try to fit in and maybe after seeing (or at minimum hear bullshit drinking adventures) it would convince me to quit drinking. Just the opposite, I find myself drinking the same if not more. Maybe the problem here that no one seems to give two shits anymore about posting. When I sign on I'm usually the only one on the board. Now there are 84 unregistered users and me. WTF? Doesn't anyone give a shit why this forum exists? And, don't give me this bullshit that you're either too drunk or hungover to post. I think this place has gone belly up. From the looks of it at one time years ago things were pretty lively, now it seems a chore to post. Maybe the XXX forum is just what we need to spice things up, if there are any of you that actually had or have any stories or suggestions or pics to share.

It's a dead-board.

The old Drunkards don't drink anymore.

[Rye and Coke]

I joined this forum under mistaken circumstances but figured I would try to fit in and maybe after seeing (or at minimum hear bullshit drinking adventures) it would convince me to quit drinking. Just the opposite, I find myself drinking the same if not more. Maybe the problem here that no one seems to give two shits anymore about posting. When I sign on I'm usually the only one on the board. Now there are 84 unregistered users and me. WTF? Doesn't anyone give a shit why this forum exists? And, don't give me this bullshit that you're either too drunk or hungover to post. I think this place has gone belly up. From the looks of it at one time years ago things were pretty lively, now it seems a chore to post. Maybe the XXX forum is just what we need to spice things up, if there are any of you that actually had or have any stories or suggestions or pics to share.

It's a dead-board.

The old Drunkards don't drink anymore.

I take exception to that, kind sir! This board is alive and well, just on multiple levels. We are on Skype, Facebook, Twitter, we are universal!!!!

Drink up, the world is watching!

The world is dry and thirsty, tip a glass, the world is dying!

We are the last bastion of truth and the reality of the individual and his or her desires.

We are all that's left.

Drink up!

[RIPT2.0]

I joined this forum under mistaken circumstances but figured I would try to fit in and maybe after seeing (or at minimum hear bullshit drinking adventures) it would convince me to quit drinking. Just the opposite, I find myself drinking the same if not more. Maybe the problem here that no one seems to give two shits anymore about posting. When I sign on I'm usually the only one on the board. Now there are 84 unregistered users and me. WTF? Doesn't anyone give a shit why this forum exists? And, don't give me this bullshit that you're either too drunk or hungover to post. I think this place has gone belly up. From the looks of it at one time years ago things were pretty lively, now it seems a chore to post. Maybe the XXX forum is just what we need to spice things up, if there are any of you that actually had or have any stories or suggestions or pics to share.

It's a dead-board.

The old Drunkards don't drink anymore.

I'm 60 years old, and I'll be 61 in June, so there are some of us that are survivors. Being a drunk takes stamina and vision.

[mistah willies]

...Maybe the XXX forum is just what we need to spice things up, if there are any of you that actually had or have any stories or suggestions or pics to share.

It's a dead-board.

The old Drunkards don't drink anymore.

I take exception to that, kind sir! This board is alive and well, just on multiple levels. We are on Skype, Facebook, Twitter, we are universal!!!!

Drink up, the world is watching!

The world is dry and thirsty, tip a glass, the world is dying!

We are the last bastion of truth and the reality of the individual and his or her desires.

We are all that's left.

Drink up!

I'm 60 years old, and I'll be 61 in June, so there are some of us that are survivors. Being a drunk takes stamina and vision.

Never quit. DRINK!

Btw, I've been told that there are plenty of XXX sites out there. This place however, spambots are play-things, with the links broken or deleted.
Trolls are a hoot. But they never last.

Now to raise the chalice to the west, for the originator of this unique and ongoing pub, always open, no demands or frivolous/personal expectations.

DRINK!

.

[RIPT2.0]

I've got two women on the hook now. One is 35 and drop dead gorgeous. The other is my age but she's a cooking machine and bakes me pot cookies from weed she grows herself. I've got game. I just need to get this virus shit to go away so I can do more scoring.

Fuck you COVID-19! Get past this bitch!

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