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Fuckin Douger.
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Dear Dougerbooger, I fell off the wagon and hurt my head. What do you prescribe?
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Are you 86'd for life or has the expired? Flo Max really make to have to pee bad, do you recommend Depends?
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Oct 10, 2021 4:15 am
scream ale wrote:
Fri Oct 08, 2021 3:31 pm
*Crickets*
Haha. Yeah I think I saw a few tumbleweeds blow by. Why aren't drunkards needing any advice these days? I liked Dear fuckin' Abby. Or did Savage already solve the world's problems?
I always do. Ask me anything. I will enlighten you.
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Speaking of love,
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I just wish there were some actual drunkards around here who can handle themselves like adults while still acting like retards - liquor&poker

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Sgt. HSA wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:13 pm
Mother Goose wrote:
Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:11 pm
Hey Douger. What booze goes best with the coronavirus?
Bleach
Douche or enema?
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Don`t ask
Drink!
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I douche with coronavirus while enjoying a bleach enema.

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