Happy Halloween Drunkards! Post it all here:

[oettinger]

Father I sinned. Mother theresa is drunk laying in the corner,

[booznik]

[CENSORED]

Oh man that made me laugh.

And Hunter S. Thompson's cannon-splattered ashes approve of the last pic.

[Palinka (RIP)]

...Mother theresa is [...] in the corner,

Uh-oh...

Looks like SqualorMan has been looking for snacks again.





At least he's abiding by the Health and Safety regulations...



Well, the Safety ones, anyway (he* really ought to wear a full biohazard suit before scratching his ass)...



Of course, given SqualorMan's favorite Butt-Plug, it's not surprising that he would have some "itchy/discomfort" in that area...



*Anyone else who comes into contact (i.e. any distance closer than 500 yards) with SqualorMan should contact their local Centre for Disease Control, Epidemiologist and Pest Exterminator.

[Patchez]

Turned Haloween weekend into a 4 dayer. Gonna get lit!

Doing the Hot Buttered rum again for the adults. Hells yeah. No
Monday this week!

[oettinger]

I`m going as shitface

[RIPT2.0]

I hate Halloween. In fact, I do everything I can to discourage the little bastards from coming to my door and that usually works. However, I wish I could taste me some hot buttered rum. Never had any but I like rum and I like butter. Sounds like a win win to me!

[Artful Drunktective]

I hate Halloween. In fact, I do everything I can to discourage the little bastards from coming to my door and that usually works. However, I wish I could taste me some hot buttered rum. Never had any but I like rum and I like butter. Sounds like a win win to me!

Yeah unless you are the one trick-or-treating or have small children, I don't see the appeal of Halloween either. And yes, I've never tried it but hot buttered rum sounds pretty damn good to me too!

[Artful Drunktective]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, ALL HALLOW'S EVE, ALL SAINTS' EVE to all you drunkards and lonely vampires out there.

MERRY SAMHAIN CREATURES OF THE NIGHT!

Bloodhound Gang
Altogether ooky

[hereforthebeer]

haha great thread, yes this is the purpose of haloween getting smashed! i like it.

[RIPT2.0]

So far, so good. No little bastards but I've got a bag of Kit Kats!

[Artful Drunktective]

So far, so good. No little bastards but I've got a bag of Kit Kats!

Mmmm. Kit Kats.

[mistah willies]

Very shtean go e
eh, Strange night.

Same group of kidss keep nocthing at me door, dressed up different each t thyme

Wife says put on trusses

Trousers.

Wife says, put trousers on.

I said, These kids won't fit them.

*Hiccup. *

[ThirstyBirdy]

Does anyone have a drunkard themed idea i could use?

I have about 10 empty 30pk boxes to make use of (orange seasonal colored). I'm thinking some kind of drunkard Minecraft display might work with those... Anyone?

I also have 2 huge boxes say 3 by 3, but one i want to use as a "candy mystery box" with different holes, some with like fake snakes and fury shit, and the other slot have the candy. Only thing i hate is handing out candy, so i usually set a bowl out...

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

Are you handy? Make a teetering Minecraft set.

The boxes are orange? Build a wall and slap a big Green Goblin on it with green glow paint and hit the blacklight.

Statue of David with fully functional genitalia.

[Badfellow]

1) Sharpen your axe.

2) Camouflage yourself on the front lawn as a stacked pallet of beer.

3) Wait for the little fuckers to get close.

4) Drink from their skulls.