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Happy Halloween Suckas!

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Re: Happy Halloween Suckas!

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Re: Happy Halloween Suckas!

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This day, anything goes ...
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Re: Happy Halloween Suckas!

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Okay, odd question, but

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Does anyone here know where I can get my hands on a pig skeleton? I'm not worrying about a real one, plastic is fine for our purpose. We need one for our Halloween display, and the only ones I can find cost about 5-7 grand. (!) (WTF?)
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Re: Okay, odd question, but

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Hmmm. You can buy styrophome plates and try to make your own... But that'd be tough! Sorry, no skeleton pigs on my end.

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Re: Okay, odd question, but

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You can get a pig for less than 5-7 grand. They have skeletons inside.

So how do you get it out? Throw a pig roast party and collect the bones. Or if you really want to waste a hundred pounds of pork, take the pig into the back yard, apply kerosene, ignite, and repeat. It's going to be apain to put it all back together.

If you don't need it intact, talk to a butcher. Those boneless chops they sell leave a pile of bones behind. Cook a whole ham here, and some ribs there, and you might be able to assemble the rest.

Here's a link with some tips if you want to do a pig roast
http://cuban-christmas.com/pigroast.html

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Re: Okay, odd question, but

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Yeah, Grumpy suggested roasting a pig, but too many people I love are stinking vegetarians. Yeah, I know a lot of weirdos.
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Re: Okay, odd question, but

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Do you have a freezer. You could end up with a year supply of pork bbq for sandwiches.

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Re: Okay, odd question, but

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Yes!

Step 1) Find Pig

Step 2) Slit Pig's throat

Step 3) Dress Pig down

Step 4) Boil down the bones while they are intact

There you have it. A nice pig skeleton.

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Re: Okay, odd question, but

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Every time I make pulled pork, the remains get freezer burnt!
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Re: Okay, odd question, but

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Savage wrote:Every time I make pulled pork, the remains get freezer burnt!
you need to eat faster.
Stupid should hurt.

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Re: Okay, odd question, but

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Savage wrote:Every time I make pulled pork, the remains get freezer burnt!
Every time I make it I get heart burn. There are no remains.

Are you looking for a nicely displayed full skeleton like the kind you see in museums? I don't think buying a pig would work well for that. It seems like there'd be some chemicals and processes involved in making the bones come out so clean and white, and there's probably a lot of work in getting all the little bones to hold together and stay standing. Would just the pig skull alone work for your display? You can probably find those pretty cheap.

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Re: Okay, odd question, but

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I know somebody who has a complete one but it's just a piglet, only about a foot long.
Would a bunch of little ones be a scary as one big one?
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