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Re: Halloween

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Getting drunk, worshipping the Dark Lord, burning down nursing homes... but that's just your average Wednewsday.
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Re: Halloween

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on the actual eve, i will be responsible, solely, for The Child. the weekends bracketing it, i dunno yet. been a while since i dressed up. The Redhead always talks a big game, but does nothing about it.
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Re: Halloween

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frankennietzsche wrote:Getting drunk, worshipping the Dark Lord, burning down nursing homes... but that's just your average Wednewsday.
You meet our requirements to join the dark side.
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Re: Halloween

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Apparently I have to take my kid to the four-corners of Delco to show off his "cute outfit"

So much for the drink beer, hand out candy, and sting the asshole kids who show up in a hoodie and a school bag.

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I've left it too late to order an Al Czervik costume. Unless I can forge my own from charity shop bargains, I'll probably just wear make-up and invade the local rock bars.
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Re: Halloween

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Wont be out unless I get a date and as it is a Wednesday that probs wont be happening so in answer to the OP's questions No, No, no and no(is that the right amount of no's?)
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Re: Halloween

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Devil's Night in Detroit with the World Series going on!

Or a midnight flight to California to steal all of Savage and Grumpy's Halloween displays.

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I'm going out to some bar with a few friends. Can't think of a costume yet. Halloween tends to be the day when my friends and I get the drunkest. I love and fear that day in equal amounts.
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Re: Halloween

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I will do what I've done for the last six years, sit on the porch with my wife and as she hands out candy to the kids, I hand the parents a cup of hot buttered rum or hot spiced apple wine with a cinnamon stick.
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Patchez wrote:I will do what I've done for the last six years, sit on the porch with my wife and as she hands out candy to the kids, I hand the parents a cup of hot buttered rum or hot spiced apple wine with a cinnamon stick.
This sounds great.

My son is due right around Halloween, so I'll either
A) be in the hospital
B) changing diapers if he gets here early
BMMS is wrong.

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Re: Halloween

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Wait, what?! You are having a boy!? Congratulations!!!
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Crystal wrote:Wait, what?! You are having a boy!? Congratulations!!!
Thanks! I'm hoping for a Halloween birthday.
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Re: Halloween

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TheBigCasino wrote:
Crystal wrote:Wait, what?! You are having a boy!? Congratulations!!!
Thanks! I'm hoping for a Halloween birthday.
Congratulations to the Mrs and yourself, C!
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Re: Halloween

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Hey Casino, ditto the baby congrats! A Halloween birthday would be awesome. Built-in birthday party theme every year with no need to get creative. :)
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Re: Halloween

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Shane's Dentist wrote:I've left it too late to order an Al Czervik costume. Unless I can forge my own from charity shop bargains, I'll probably just wear make-up and invade the local rock bars.
Don't give up now, you can easily piece that together from aforementioned thrift shop clothing.
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