Happy New Years Drunks! Post it all here:

[tomodon]

Heroic liver action here too. It's a tank. NYE was mainly Yorkshire ales around (old) York. To the Minster for the countdown with a few tourists about. Immediately back to the pub after the gongs. Happy New Year all you Drunkards!

[mistah willies]

Happy New Years to you tomodon.

Drink very well. me too.

[HaveGinWillBabble]

DRINK!

this.














Chairs!

[Smatter Noguts]

Or, whatesver.

I plan on a sustained campaign of drunken irresoluteless from now. Wednesday night or whatever, until Monday Morning, in respect for any special reason you want: it's time to address the world from a drunken lost position alone, fearless. scorning 2016 and kicking 15 in the nads and THIS IS WHAT THE FUCK WE DO SO LET'S DO IT and i dont give az shit if it don't constitute a binge or qualify by any eyes.

This is my preamble, and i exopect to utline the progam as it develops, and i don't care for your follwershi8p

i wilfind you all a landmine, and show you how it's done
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only kidding be happy and safe and stay drunk or within sight

[peetie44]

Not leaving the house for the next 4 days. Already pre-gaming.

[Smatter Noguts]

ga
uying that 2way stame on . dru8nk

[AntonArkydivich]

ga
uying that 2way stame on . dru8nk

There's a poetic simplicity here.

Everyone have a good, safe night. Keep an eye on the amateurs.

[Bluto]

Happy New Year ya drunks!
I took the day off so the Missus and I were out on the town Wednesday night to get some drinks in befor a mature hour started.
Had a few friends over to the house for drink and food tonight. Expect to gorge on leftovers and a bottle of Maker's Mark all day tomorrow. May eve turn this cheap sparkling wine into morning mimosas. Who the fuck knows? I think I need more rum.

cheers

-Bluto

[oettinger]

- Drink more
- Eat more cheese
- More salt
- Get fatter
- Pay another round
- Abort
- Start WW3
- Get rid off Oettinger

[Badfellow]

-nothing is ever resolved

-where am i?

-the nanothruster belongs to the peoples of all dimensions, seen?

-may Barbados rum continue to taste good until the year 2929

-death by orgasmotron

-still in the space station polishing the ray gun

-convert Jimmy Lester to Muhammada al Fatima Tits Tikriti

-gibbrish, bosh, flap doodle & truth

[Frankennietzsche]

-Play chess with Riley Reid.
_Go to a strip club with the staff of Jezebel.
-Open the gates to the Underworld.
-Stop working second/night shift.
-Shave pubes.

[ThirstyDrunk]

write an award winning screenplay
eat a salad
drink more bourbon
find more time to drink bourbon
enjoy my bourbon drinking more efficiently
cut my hair

[Patchez]

-up my being an asshole game
- ignore what the naysayers say
-kick people out of their drinking ruts, leading by example
-remember to star Forum stories in word then copy and paste to post
-attempt to save enough money to visit overseas drunkards
-convince everyone that the Beer, Bourbon, and BBQ Fest would make a great Con destination
-Nail an extraterrestrial chick at Milliways after three Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters.

[mistah willies]

- Drink more with less cash

- perfect the intergalactic snot rocket

- finish the exoskeleton robotic heavy lifter, made from bottles of Kraken and Bulleit, with gorrilla tape, before today

- never lift a memory foam mattress ever again

- DRINK! (should be #1 ...damn)

- build time machine from a Drinkonian vehicle, to slap my own face before carrying memory foam mattress

- stop writing so much. Drink.

[NYDingbat]

Youse are all off to a grand start! I won't even ATTEMPT to improve on your lists by writing my own. I was too busy shoppin' to take a personal inventory anyway. And we all know resolutions are due by COB on 12/31. So fuck it, I guess I won't improve this year.