Happy New Years Drunks! Post it all here:

JimLahey · Post by **JimLahey** » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:22 am

Rooster wrote:Stock your bar with the best of the best and make sure there are plenty of whores at your party. Not necessarily working girls, but women of loose moral inhibitions. If you are throwing a party, it should be your goal that everyone gets blackout drunk, and everyone gets laid. If this doesn't turn into a giant orgy, then you have failed and the comet will hit you on purpose. Every party should list "everyone gets drunk" and "everyone gets laid" as its two primary goals. If it doesn't, then it's not a party that I would ever think of attending.

This man is a bloody genius.

beerkegbilly · Post by **beerkegbilly** » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:45 pm

sour kraut and brandy lots of brandy

Post by **Judge** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:41 am

JimLahey wrote:
Rooster wrote:Stock your bar with the best of the best and make sure there are plenty of whores at your party. Not necessarily working girls, but women of loose moral inhibitions. If you are throwing a party, it should be your goal that everyone gets blackout drunk, and everyone gets laid. If this doesn't turn into a giant orgy, then you have failed and the comet will hit you on purpose. Every party should list "everyone gets drunk" and "everyone gets laid" as its two primary goals. If it doesn't, then it's not a party that I would ever think of attending.
This man is a bloody genius.

Not sure about genius but he's often bloody.

Shot Time · Post by **Shot Time** » Thu Dec 08, 2011 8:48 pm

I usually just try and get as drunk as possible, as quickly as possible, then make an ass of myself. So, pretty much like any other drinking night.

coqui_chris · Post by **coqui_chris** » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:28 am

Shot Time wrote:I usually just try and get as drunk as possible, as quickly as possible, then make an ass of myself. So, pretty much like any other drinking night.

Been a long time since we heard that from you, dawg

EuroSlave · Post by **EuroSlave** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:39 am

It's off to one lame start. Going onto 8pm and I haven't had 1 drink yet. None of my buddies have shown up either. Beaches and the CBD are also alcohol free zones this new year... fantastic...

Well happy new years to the drunks here on this board and beyond. I'm going to go skull a bottle of whatever I can find.

PS.
Also i'm not a mod, I find it strange I have the option to post a topic as a sticky?

Post by **Mr Boozificator** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:19 am

?? What is your time zone, because here it's still 10AM as I am typing this, and new year's eve is still very far away.

fiyah · Post by **fiyah** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:28 am

EuroSlave wrote: PS.
Also i'm not a mod, I find it strange I have the option to post a topic as a sticky?

Spank it hard enough, and everything will be sticky.. Eww.

kowalski · Post by **kowalski** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:06 am

Midday here in England and I am having some Jura with my bacon and eggs for breakfast. I also have a bottle of 'Bad King John' which I am looking forward to immensly, before going off to a party armed with Red Stripe and cigars. This is going to be a great day methinks...

peetie44 · Post by **peetie44** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 6:26 am

Don't know what time-zone he's in but if the "Euro" part of his board-name denotes his current location, then this dude was epic drunk when he posted this.

CHEERS!

Glasgae Sam · Post by **Glasgae Sam** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:14 pm

I'm planning on getting ripped out my mind at the burlesque club. I'm even wearing a tie!

Smatter Noguts · Post by **Smatter Noguts** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:33 pm

42 degrees in Michigan. Getting ready to open the WT101, light the campfire next to the creek, smoke the Cohiba my son sent me, and be on the island before 2012 strikes.

Seasons Greetings to all, best wishes for a happy new year.

The Limey · Post by **The Limey** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 3:03 pm

41 year old whisky tonight. 3 hrs to go, better get on with it.

mr.dirty pants · Post by **mr.dirty pants** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:58 pm

Pretty good Cracked article about new years drinking.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-reasons-n ... -drinking/

MasSangre · Post by **MasSangre** » Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:12 pm

Only two more hours of 2011 left.

You fought a brave fight 2011. However. The theif named Time is comeing to take his life.

Today I post in 2011.

Tommorow? No one can know.

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