Skype Sequiturs
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- oldsmartskunk
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
"You can do anything as long as you don't shit yourself" - Oettinger, count of Wupperdorf
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
those are words to live byArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 29, 2021 12:54 pm"I'm not a bisexual. I'm just a naughty person". - Old$mart$kunk
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
I think he's part middle Eastern. Why not pork chops, gravy and biscuits?Badfellow wrote: ↑Mon Jan 18, 2021 3:31 pmHis second choice was the Ribwich from Krusty Burger.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:27 amI asked all the drunkard Skypers what their most favorite decadent food is. Dear Booze said lamb chops but then said "Lack of ramb".
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
oldsmartskunk: Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger bankrupted California?
oettinger: Did Lush (City) tell you that?
oettinger: Did Lush (City) tell you that?
Okole maluna!
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
Old$mart$kunkisms: (but picture it in a Lithuanian accent reminiscent of the Count from the Muppets)
"I'm gonna spatchcock you like a chicken!"
"Stop making me look gay. It's impossible, right? I'm as gay as a non-homosexual person can be. And I stretch that to the limit".
"I'm gonna spatchcock you like a chicken!"
"Stop making me look gay. It's impossible, right? I'm as gay as a non-homosexual person can be. And I stretch that to the limit".
Okole maluna!
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
Best Skype non-sequitur: "You got your head up your ass. You're going to suffocate."
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
- oldsmartskunk
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"Pimping got too big" - oettinger
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
"I fuckin' just Febreezed!" - benitobeast (when his ladyfriend complained about the bathroom smell)
Okole maluna!
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
Oh God! Gag me with a spoon!
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.
Re: Skype Sequiturs
"Yesterday I almost shit myself and I wasn't even drunk. That was weird." -- Oettinger
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
"Here's a funny story... we were playing a drinking game... so I shoved a pickles cucumber up my ass and then shat it out and made another guy eat it..."
~Oettinger
~Oettinger
DRINK!
- shawnonious
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits
Re: Skype Sequiturs
You wish. Straight ass your whiskybrandonman wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 11:05 pmI'd say Oettinger has something to tell us, but, I feel like we all know about his repressed sexuality.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 1:18 pm"Here's a funny story... we were playing a drinking game... so I shoved a pickles cucumber up my ass and then shat it out and made another guy eat it..."
~Oettinger
Drink!