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So, judging how this thread has degenerated into sick adolescent pre pubescent anal humor, I will add that you can all kiss my ass.
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Rumour is the Pickelhaube (the ww1 helmet with the spike) in Ottinger's household is actually refered to as "The Prussian's buttplug"
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Pulled this out of the "Drinking Quotes" thread (posted before this thread existed) but it definitely needs a spot in here.
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This thread should be made into drunkard's handbook. Entertaining stuff.

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Rye and coke "Таint is a no man's land"

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oldsmartskunk wrote:
Sun May 23, 2021 2:08 am
Rye and coke "Таint is a no man's land"
"between two warring factions..."
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oettinger wrote:
Fri May 07, 2021 12:55 pm
brandonman wrote:
Mon May 03, 2021 11:05 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Sun May 02, 2021 1:18 pm
"Here's a funny story... we were playing a drinking game... so I shoved a pickles cucumber up my ass and then shat it out and made another guy eat it..."

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Jerking off takes too much energy these days - Oldsmarskunk
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri May 28, 2021 1:35 pm
Jerking off takes too much energy these days - Oldsmarskunk
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Me "Hey (benitobeast), have you met Patchez' twin brother yet?"

Beno "Didn't know there was a 'Patchez II'. One Patchez is enough".
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:42 am
Me "Hey (benitobeast), have you met Patchez' twin brother yet?"

Beno "Didn't know there was a 'Patchez II'. One Patchez is enough".
Can confirm.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:42 am
Me "Hey (benitobeast), have you met Patchez' twin brother yet?"

Beno "Didn't know there was a 'Patchez II'. One Patchez is enough".
in print this just sounds mean...
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Hahaha thanks DB, already forgot about that one
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benitobeast69 wrote:
Fri Jun 04, 2021 10:03 am
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:42 am
Me "Hey (benitobeast), have you met Patchez' twin brother yet?"

Beno "Didn't know there was a 'Patchez II'. One Patchez is enough".
in print this just sounds mean...
yes but it is nevertheless true
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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