Skype Sequiturs

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Re: Skype Sequiturs

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Oett: Do you ever drink cocktails?
Hugh: No
Oett: Wait a second, do you think it`s too much work to put two things together?
Hugh: Yes
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Jun 13, 2021 12:02 am
Oett: Do you ever drink cocktails?
Hugh: No
Oett: Wait a second, do you think it`s too much work to put two things together?
Hugh: Yes
haha, that's a good one
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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"Snakes, even the supposed 'good' snakes are nothing but evil killing machines"

Hugh, talking about his hatred of snakes.
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I like the term “Danger Noodle”.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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"We could probably build a live shark." -- Patchez on Skype.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Dear Booze about saving up to buy his first car - "I've been saving since I was three".
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"Jack and Coke was mean, like the devil. Probably because she's autistic..."

-Rye and Coke (Jack and Coke is his wife)
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Autstanding he said
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oettinger wrote:
Sun Aug 01, 2021 7:22 pm
Autstanding he said
Oettstanding? Maybe?
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Oettism; yeah it all makes sense now, briefly.
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After I got (Kraken) bukkaked, I bukkaked on the floor - Rye & Coke
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You got a square dick - Lush City

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badfellow gave himslef a lobotomy with his pinky and thumgb

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C’mon.You’ve never shoved your fingers up your nose just to see how far they would go?
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