Skype Sequiturs

[oettinger]

"here's the beautiful thing about being married to a fellow drunkard: When you're driving somewhere, you can both operate the wheel."

~Oett

Match made in heaven, like whiskey and rocks

[Rye and Coke]

We have to drink heavily and drink true

oettinger in his surprisingly stirring Skype drunkard pep talk

[Lush City]

"I was on a cross country driving trip and wanted some booze. So when we were on Indian land, we stopped in an indian gas station, the real Indians with long hair and everything, and when I asked for booze, he looked at me like I just took a shit in front of the register."

~ AD

Is this India or are we talking about native Americans? I'm thinking it's HIndus because they recoil at the thought of booze whereas native Americans just love the sauce. So wtf?

[Artful Drunktective]

"I was on a cross country driving trip and wanted some booze. So when we were on Indian land, we stopped in an indian gas station, the real Indians with long hair and everything, and when I asked for booze, he looked at me like I just took a shit in front of the register."

~ AD

Is this India or are we talking about native Americans? I'm thinking it's HIndus because they recoil at the thought of booze whereas native Americans just love the sauce. So wtf?

It was Native Americans but I failed to realize it was a dry county.

[Dear Booze]

DB: I always wanted to find an epileptic girl, take her home and fuck her with a strobe light on.

Rye n Coke: I don't think it works that way. You would turn on the strobe light and have a mixed marshal arts fight on your hands.

[Artful Drunktective]

Mistah willies to Rye & Coke about his wife: Try not to agitate her.

R & C: Yeah that ain't gonna work.

[Artful Drunktective]

In an argument about which milk between goats and cows is better:

oett: Here in Germany...we drink snail's milk.

[Artful Drunktective]

When I was at University I went to this class and there was this bitch that was ugly as fuck but she didn't know it because she was blind.
- oett of course.

[Rye and Coke]

When I was at University I went to this class and there was this bitch that was ugly as fuck but she didn't know it because she was blind.
- oett of course.

hahahahahaahaha

[Lush City]

When I was at University I went to this class and there was this bitch that was ugly as fuck but she didn't know it because she was blind.
- oett of course.

hahahahahaahaha

Yeah, I know someone who should be a comedy writer. The problem is they don't allow drinking on the job. But what the hell, he can work from home and mail it in. You need to move to L.A. Jimmy Kimmel needs help.

[Artful Drunktective]

Me: We love Rye n' Coke because he can never remember the shit he did while drinking. He always says "Did I do that? Was I there for this?" etc.

FKR: Sounds like the last 40 years of my life.

[scream ale]

Jimmy Kimmel needs help.

Jimmy needs more help than one Oett can give.

[Badfellow]

Jimmy Kimmel needs help.

Jimmy needs more help than one Oett can give.

Oett needs more help than Oett can give.

[Artful Drunktective]

Oett about oldsmartskunk's freshly changed silky bedding "Are you awaiting a rape wictim?"

[Lush City]

Oett about oldsmartskunk's freshly changed silky bedding "Are you awaiting a rape wictim?"

Mmmm.. silky bedding. Is that some mindcontrol trigger word? You are no doubt a commie spy. I will be watching you. Right now as a result I just want to go to bed!