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Re: Skype Sequiturs

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 16, 2024 5:21 pm
"There were like a million dykes in line for the multi-bi-sexual bathroom." -- Oett

And I replied: Yeah I'm gonna stick to the ladies' restroom.
Nausea: Me too.
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The Nasty Bastard via Patchez

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I have a finesse with insulting jokes-

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A few quotes from last night's 12 HOUR call

Dear Booze: Cinnamon flavored Satan's semen Fireball.

oldsmartskunk (irritated): I'd rather suck a cock!

oldsmartskunk's friend (not here on the board but on Skype)- let's just call him Borat.

When I asked Borat what he and oldsmartskunk grilled "We made cow."

Borat to Dear Booze (who's smoking a cigar) "You look like you're from Soprano"

If that (something weird/crazy) happened in Lithuania "People will call the police for you."

"Oh, it's American Style humor"

"Nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaujantiesiems is the longest word in Lithuanian. It means 'grass for the rabbit'.”
Oldsmartskunk enters the room after making a drink and we ask him what it means "Rabbit cabbage."***

****They legit nailed it. Nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaujantiesiemswhich has 37 letters and the exact meaning of the word is something like: “a group of people who used to go to a forest, to pick up some rabbit grass, but are no longer doing that”
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Mar 31, 2024 4:40 am
A few quotes from last night's 12 HOUR call


****They legit nailed it. Nebeprisikiškiakopūsteliaujantiesiemswhich has 37 letters and the exact meaning of the word is something like: “a group of people who used to go to a forest, to pick up some rabbit grass, but are no longer doing that”
Lithuanians... world record for longest and dumbest word in the universe
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- oldsmartskunk edition

"My genetics need to be preserved."

"I seen my women walk like cowboys the morning after"

oett to oss: Did you bang her? (asking if he banged his best friends gf)
oss: No I didn't. It's always bros before hos.
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You mean the fish with antlers? - oett asking about a catfish
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