Match made in heaven, like whiskey and rocksDear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Sep 06, 2020 4:48 pm"here's the beautiful thing about being married to a fellow drunkard: When you're driving somewhere, you can both operate the wheel."
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oettinger in his surprisingly stirring Skype drunkard pep talk
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Is this India or are we talking about native Americans? I'm thinking it's HIndus because they recoil at the thought of booze whereas native Americans just love the sauce. So wtf?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Sep 06, 2020 3:57 pm"I was on a cross country driving trip and wanted some booze. So when we were on Indian land, we stopped in an indian gas station, the real Indians with long hair and everything, and when I asked for booze, he looked at me like I just took a shit in front of the register."
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It was Native Americans but I failed to realize it was a dry county.Lush City wrote: ↑Fri Sep 11, 2020 9:11 pmIs this India or are we talking about native Americans? I'm thinking it's HIndus because they recoil at the thought of booze whereas native Americans just love the sauce. So wtf?Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Sep 06, 2020 3:57 pm"I was on a cross country driving trip and wanted some booze. So when we were on Indian land, we stopped in an indian gas station, the real Indians with long hair and everything, and when I asked for booze, he looked at me like I just took a shit in front of the register."
~ AD
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DB: I always wanted to find an epileptic girl, take her home and fuck her with a strobe light on.
Rye n Coke: I don't think it works that way. You would turn on the strobe light and have a mixed marshal arts fight on your hands.
Rye n Coke: I don't think it works that way. You would turn on the strobe light and have a mixed marshal arts fight on your hands.
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Mistah willies to Rye & Coke about his wife: Try not to agitate her.
R & C: Yeah that ain't gonna work.
R & C: Yeah that ain't gonna work.
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In an argument about which milk between goats and cows is better:
oett: Here in Germany...we drink snail's milk.
oett: Here in Germany...we drink snail's milk.
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When I was at University I went to this class and there was this bitch that was ugly as fuck but she didn't know it because she was blind.
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hahahahahaahahaArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:56 pmWhen I was at University I went to this class and there was this bitch that was ugly as fuck but she didn't know it because she was blind.
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"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Yeah, I know someone who should be a comedy writer. The problem is they don't allow drinking on the job. But what the hell, he can work from home and mail it in. You need to move to L.A. Jimmy Kimmel needs help.Rye and Coke wrote: ↑Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:53 pmhahahahahaahahaArtful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:56 pmWhen I was at University I went to this class and there was this bitch that was ugly as fuck but she didn't know it because she was blind.
- oett of course.
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Me: We love Rye n' Coke because he can never remember the shit he did while drinking. He always says "Did I do that? Was I there for this?" etc.
FKR: Sounds like the last 40 years of my life.
FKR: Sounds like the last 40 years of my life.
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Oett needs more help than Oett can give.
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Oett about oldsmartskunk's freshly changed silky bedding "Are you awaiting a rape wictim?"
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Mmmm.. silky bedding. Is that some mindcontrol trigger word? You are no doubt a commie spy. I will be watching you. Right now as a result I just want to go to bed!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sun Sep 13, 2020 12:12 pmOett about oldsmartskunk's freshly changed silky bedding "Are you awaiting a rape wictim?"
Found myself in the Matrix and took the red pill. Now I want the blue pill and my bottle and leave me alone.