Skype Sequiturs
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
Mistah willies was explaining cooking pointers on a whole chicken. He was showing us how to put butter under the chicken skin by simulating it on his own chest and thighs.
oettinger: Willies are you imitating what you did to the chicken or yourself?
oettinger: Willies are you imitating what you did to the chicken or yourself?
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Wow! Just, wow! He choked his chicken!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:17 pmMistah willies was explaining cooking pointers on a whole chicken. He was showing us how to put butter under the chicken skin by simulating it on his own chest and thighs.
oettinger: Willies are you imitating what you did to the chicken or yourself?
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
oettinger referring to his sister's husband - "My husband-in-law".
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Oldsmartskunk wants to bring cigarettes from Lithuania to oett when he visits.
Oett: Don't bother. They taste like lung cancer.
Oett: Don't bother. They taste like lung cancer.
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Just got kicked off of Skype three times in a row
damnit...I DON'T WANNA GET A NEW PHONE!!
I REBUKE THEE 5G!! I REBUKE THEE, I SAY!!
damnit...I DON'T WANNA GET A NEW PHONE!!
I REBUKE THEE 5G!! I REBUKE THEE, I SAY!!
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Fixed that for you.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:46 pmMy cat comes from old Doc McGillicuddy - Nausea
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
I found myself talking to strangers on Skype today. Got out of there because it was like being in a bad neighborhood. Skype can be hazardous to your mental health if you're excessively high.
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HA! Nausea was all jokingly serious when he said that which makes it even more funny. His cat really does enjoy participating in the Skype calls though.scream ale wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 7:00 pmFixed that for you.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 1:46 pmMy cat comes from old Doc McGillicuddy - Nausea
I raise a glass to you mate. We are finally hooching like Hemingway!
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^^^ Cheers to hooching like Hem!
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What would be good MDM board names for our pets?
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