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I got kicked off of my own Twitter one time... - DB
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It's time to drink the vodka
It's time to drink the wine
It's time to meet the drunkards on the drunkard skype tonight
It's time to talk some shit now
It's time to drink a lot
It's time to tune our channels to the drunkard skype tonight
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
But now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, drunkardtational
This is what we call the drunkard skype
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Rye: "Yeah. I've worn heels and have never rolled an ankle. I put on my mom's clothes and walked around. Eight-year-old me was trying to figure stuff out."
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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 12:06 am
Rye: "Yeah. I've worn heels and have never rolled an ankle. I put on my mom's clothes and walked around. Eight-year-old me was trying to figure stuff out."
I always pictured Rye as Wesley Snipes in Too Drunk Foo
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 8:34 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 12:06 am
Rye: "Yeah. I've worn heels and have never rolled an ankle. I put on my mom's clothes and walked around. Eight-year-old me was trying to figure stuff out."
I always pictured Rye as Wesley Snipes in Too Drunk Foo
We got to get this guy to a Viennese psychoanalyst at once.
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oettinger wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 8:34 am
Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Oct 03, 2020 12:06 am
Rye: "Yeah. I've worn heels and have never rolled an ankle. I put on my mom's clothes and walked around. Eight-year-old me was trying to figure stuff out."
I always pictured Rye as Wesley Snipes in Too Drunk Foo
I love that movie.
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"That's when the police scratched me off the tarmac" - oett
-of course.
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Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Oct 02, 2020 11:43 pm
It's time to drink the vodka
It's time to drink the wine
It's time to meet the drunkards on the drunkard skype tonight
It's time to talk some shit now
It's time to drink a lot
It's time to tune our channels to the drunkard skype tonight
Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
But now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, drunkardtational
This is what we call the drunkard skype
Rye n' Coke when he and Hugh were having a duet to Rainbow Connection:
Can you believe this? Two people on opposite sides of the planet singing this together? Fuck anybody that doesn't understand. That was beautiful. It was like a remix.

What was even more glorious was when DB chimed in singing like Kermit. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
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We will turn AA meetings into A meetings. - oett, of course.
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Oct 04, 2020 6:44 am
We will turn AA meetings into A meetings. - oett, of course.
George Peppard was a quitter, so it would the AA-Team for him
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"Every day is a fresh lemon." -- Oettinger.
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In a conversation regarding Dolly, the cloned sheep, this happened:

Hugh: Look, Drunken Anglo, you're just sitting there sitting there like you haven't done shit. You're gonna marry me.

Drunken Anglo: That sheep is not mine.

Hugh: Fuck you, don't try to get out of this. You will pay me two thousand pounds a month in support.

Drunken Anglo: Let's blame it on Ben. We'll split the money.



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Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Jan 09, 2021 11:38 pm
In a conversation regarding Dolly, the cloned sheep, this happened:

Hugh: Look, Drunken Anglo, you're just sitting there sitting there like you haven't done shit. You're gonna marry me.

Drunken Anglo: That sheep is not mine.

Hugh: Fuck you, don't try to get out of this. You will pay me two thousand pounds a month in support.

Drunken Anglo: Let's blame it on Ben. We'll split the money.
Meanwhile, the poor sheep is just sitting in his playroom, all despondent, because he didn't ask to be here.
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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I asked all the drunkard Skypers what their most favorite decadent food is. Dear Booze said lamb chops but then said "Lack of ramb".
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Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:27 am
I asked all the drunkard Skypers what their most favorite decadent food is. Dear Booze said lamb chops but then said "Lack of ramb".
His second choice was the Ribwich from Krusty Burger.
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