Skype Sequiturs
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
So, judging how this thread has degenerated into sick adolescent pre pubescent anal humor, I will add that you can all kiss my ass.
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Rumour is the Pickelhaube (the ww1 helmet with the spike) in Ottinger's household is actually refered to as "The Prussian's buttplug"
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Pulled this out of the "Drinking Quotes" thread (posted before this thread existed) but it definitely needs a spot in here.
Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:01 pm"You drank Absinthe, Guinness, and Rum? Now that's a balanced diet!"
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This thread should be made into drunkard's handbook. Entertaining stuff.
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Rye and coke "Таint is a no man's land"
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"between two warring factions..."
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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notice he couldn't quite help mentioning "ass" in his reply.....suppressed mate.oettinger wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 12:55 pmYou wish. Straight ass your whiskybrandonman wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 11:05 pmI'd say Oettinger has something to tell us, but, I feel like we all know about his repressed sexuality.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 1:18 pm"Here's a funny story... we were playing a drinking game... so I shoved a pickles cucumber up my ass and then shat it out and made another guy eat it..."
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This is one of the applications of copious lines of cocaine. Try not to burn your banana.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri May 28, 2021 1:35 pmJerking off takes too much energy these days - Oldsmarskunk
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Me "Hey (benitobeast), have you met Patchez' twin brother yet?"
Beno "Didn't know there was a 'Patchez II'. One Patchez is enough".
Beno "Didn't know there was a 'Patchez II'. One Patchez is enough".
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Re: Skype Sequiturs
Can confirm.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:42 amMe "Hey (benitobeast), have you met Patchez' twin brother yet?"
Beno "Didn't know there was a 'Patchez II'. One Patchez is enough".
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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in print this just sounds mean...Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:42 amMe "Hey (benitobeast), have you met Patchez' twin brother yet?"
Beno "Didn't know there was a 'Patchez II'. One Patchez is enough".
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DB: Freddy Mercury had such an awfully bad overbite, it must have been hell to eat a sandwich.
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yes but it is nevertheless truebenitobeast69 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 04, 2021 10:03 amin print this just sounds mean...Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jun 04, 2021 8:42 amMe "Hey (benitobeast), have you met Patchez' twin brother yet?"
Beno "Didn't know there was a 'Patchez II'. One Patchez is enough".
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice