Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Install a Japanese vending machine that dispenses worn female panties... worn by homeless male bums.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Get one of those dyson air blades and do a liquid poop in front of it. spray that all over the store.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Import a dozen cubic yards of sand from Jamaica, set up a kiddie pool full of rum and have a Caribbean beach party. Get Dear Booze to do a motivational speaking set and sell self-help books. Charge $400 cover at the door. Abscond with all the moneys.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Use a transverse flux capacitor module to instantaneously transport Nausea to an alternate universe, so that when he shows up for work he already finds his alternate, goateed self in charge of everything as a booze warlord.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Pee in the hand sanitizer.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Nauzzaro?
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
put in an Olympic size swimming pool complete with 3, 5 and 10 meter diving platforms filled with Guinness. Have Jamesons shooter dispensers on all diving levels. Do real depthcharges but holding a shot till you hit the pool swallowing a gulp of Guinness upon splashing down. Repeat until the pool is empty.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
wake up
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
that guy calls everyday
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
It was me. In both cases. I lied about the Texas part.whiskeyprick wrote: ↑Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:19 pmthat guy calls everyday
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Ask for gluten free hooch
Being pissed about them not having any.
Sue em
Being pissed about them not having any.
Sue em
Drink!
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
Let's imagine how that telephone conversation went, shall we?
-"Good morning, Crazy Chuck's Discount Liquor Emporium. How may I help you?"
-"Howdy there, pardner. Had me a burr in my saddle of sorts and wuz wonderin' if any y'all dumb, greenhorn sumbitches up there in the 'Rado had any of that dang ol' Blanton's whiskey. Rarer than hens teeth, I tell you what. "
-"Uh, no sir. We don't have that in stock."
-"Well goddamnit, boy! Why the hell I waste my time with all this chin-waggin' jabber when I could be kickin' my dog and throwin' empties at my wife?"
-"That's most unfortunate, sir."
-"You a Mexican, boy? You sound like a Mexican."
CLICK.
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Re: Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store
I wonder if they accept AA chips as currency.
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