Things we want to do at Nausea's Liquor Store

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 9:03 pm

Put up gay dude centerfolds on the wall.

Dear Booze · Post by **Dear Booze** » Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:43 pm

scream ale wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 09, 2020 12:20 pm
Demand a refund for that bottle with a mouse stuffed in it that was sold to me that way. Oh yes that mouse was in there alright.

if you find a mouse in your bottle, you get a free replacement. It's a law.

scream ale · Post by **scream ale** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 2:36 pm

Walk in and announce that I have been visited by the ghost of Evan Williams and have been instructed to seek out contaminated handles of his fine black labeled beverage and remove them from the store. As it turns out every bottle in Nausea's store is contaminated.

Post by **Badfellow** » Wed Jun 10, 2020 4:34 pm

Hold a family appreciation day with animal balloons and free jello shot kits for children 12 and under.

Nausea · Post by **Nausea** » Thu Jun 11, 2020 6:09 pm

scream ale wrote: ↑
Sun Jun 07, 2020 3:39 pm
However any liquor store that's kind enough to let me browse I always scan that bourbon section, knowing I will not find Buffalo Trace but hoping beyond hope that some greedy prick was dumb enough to leave just one bottle on the shelf. It's sad but I admit it.

Want me to mail you one?

scream ale · Post by **scream ale** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 3:32 am

^^^ Yer killing me man

Post by **Badfellow** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 9:57 am

^^^ Yeah, Nausea. That's even more cruel than us. Better send the poor guy a bottle.

Post by **oettinger** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 3:07 pm

When it`s not Nausea`s shift, walk in and grab booze for 500 bucks and leave. If his boss stops you just say: Isn`t this where Nausea works? Yeah he lost more than that to me last night playing poker and offered me this over his TV-set

scream ale · Post by **scream ale** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 3:46 pm

That is one tempting offer...just don't trust the bottle to survive the journey

Rye and Coke · Post by **Rye and Coke** » Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:24 pm

Four words: Regretful amputee midget porn

Post by **oettinger** » Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:14 am

Complain to his boss that the whisky he sold to you gave you food-poisoning.

Claim he sold expired hooch over the counter

Post by **Artful Drunktective** » Sun Jun 14, 2020 2:56 am

Pee on the dude's rug.

scream ale · Post by **scream ale** » Sun Jun 14, 2020 2:52 pm

Put gum in the locks

Rye and Coke · Post by **Rye and Coke** » Sun Jun 14, 2020 3:10 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Sun Jun 14, 2020 2:56 am
Pee on the dude's rug.

Which would be a shame because it really tied the room together

Dear Booze · Post by **Dear Booze** » Mon Jun 15, 2020 12:05 am

The 2020 fuck contest

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