MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
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- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
No I.D. required for entry but you need a room key to get in the pool.
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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
There's a pool? I hate swimming and it doesn't matter, but really? A pool?
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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
Thirsty really puts the "p" in "pool". And by "p", I mean urine.
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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
Wouldn't be too bad if he didn't insist on doing it off the high dive.
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OK! Yes, the pool is just a puddle of urine, and I would advise staying out of the deepend.
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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
Our Olympic-sized urine puddle isn’t the only amenity. We offer a wide range of perks exclusive to MDM Chat members including:
* Malt liquor day drinking spa
* Mud baths (next to the urine puddle)
* Smoking aromatherapy lounge
* Drug and prostitute concierge
* The Hungryman Dinner Dining Room
* Malt liquor day drinking spa
* Mud baths (next to the urine puddle)
* Smoking aromatherapy lounge
* Drug and prostitute concierge
* The Hungryman Dinner Dining Room
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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
^^^ Right after roadkill n' mashed potatoes with dumpster juice gravy night.
- ThirstyDrunk
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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
You guys are thinking of the "Endless Leftovers" buffet at the end of the food court. "That wing still has some meat on it!"
The Totino's Frozen Pizza Parlor is also a hit. "Proof that a pizza roll can be mouth blistering hot, yet still frozen in the middle"
The Totino's Frozen Pizza Parlor is also a hit. "Proof that a pizza roll can be mouth blistering hot, yet still frozen in the middle"
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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
I may sound drunk but I feel like A MATADOR
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Drink will flow and blood will spill
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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
I have seen the booze spilling heedlessly from their mouths and clogging their ears. It ebbs and flows in endless cycles like a shit tide. Or sometimes a shit tsunami.
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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
Farts are in no way funny and will no longer be admissible in DrunkChat
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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
But fart noises are still cool?ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:09 amFarts are in no way funny and will no longer be admissible in DrunkChat
Drink!