MDM Chat 2020 and beyond

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Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond

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No I.D. required for entry but you need a room key to get in the pool.
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There's a pool? I hate swimming and it doesn't matter, but really? A pool?

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Thirsty really puts the "p" in "pool". And by "p", I mean urine.
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Badfellow wrote:
Mon Feb 01, 2021 8:43 am
Thirsty really puts the "p" in "pool". And by "p", I mean urine.
Wouldn't be too bad if he didn't insist on doing it off the high dive.
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OK! Yes, the pool is just a puddle of urine, and I would advise staying out of the deepend.
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Our Olympic-sized urine puddle isn’t the only amenity. We offer a wide range of perks exclusive to MDM Chat members including:

* Malt liquor day drinking spa
* Mud baths (next to the urine puddle)
* Smoking aromatherapy lounge
* Drug and prostitute concierge
* The Hungryman Dinner Dining Room
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Badfellow wrote:
Wed Feb 03, 2021 8:44 am

* The Hungryman Dinner Dining Room
What days are Salisbury steak and fried chicken night?
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^^^ Right after roadkill n' mashed potatoes with dumpster juice gravy night.

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You guys are thinking of the "Endless Leftovers" buffet at the end of the food court. "That wing still has some meat on it!"

The Totino's Frozen Pizza Parlor is also a hit. "Proof that a pizza roll can be mouth blistering hot, yet still frozen in the middle"
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I may sound drunk but I feel like A MATADOR
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Drink will flow and blood will spill
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Fri Feb 19, 2021 10:29 pm
Drink will flow and blood will spill
Eww, I think I was born that way
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I have seen the booze spilling heedlessly from their mouths and clogging their ears. It ebbs and flows in endless cycles like a shit tide. Or sometimes a shit tsunami.
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Farts are in no way funny and will no longer be admissible in DrunkChat
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Feb 21, 2021 10:09 am
Farts are in no way funny and will no longer be admissible in DrunkChat
But fart noises are still cool?
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