Jimmy Lester, The Most Interesting Drunk In The World

[Graham Stephenson]

Jimmy invented the Long Island Iced Tea, on a dare.

[Graham Stephenson]

GM discontinued the Oldsmobile at Jimmy's request. This was after his 17th DUI arrest, in his Olds 88.

[Artful Drunktective]

Jimmy Lester can lick my balls. Chocolate salty balls.

[Badfellow]

Jimmy Lester was born under the zodiac sign of a cigarette smoking monkey giving the middle finger.

[Graham Stephenson]

Jimmy has not adopted the metric system as a unit of standard measurement. Therefore, The US has not adopted the metric system as a unit of standard measurement.

[Graham Stephenson]

Jimmy's family Crest depicts the image of a dagger and a salt shaker.

[Dear Booze]

Within 24 hours after getting an ass beating by Jimmy, it's customary to send him a "thank you" card.

[scream ale]

I find Jimmy's posts witty and insightful.

I'm so full of shit it's scary.

[Nausea]

My mother asked me to show her where Jimmy (mo)Lester touched me as a child.

I couldn't help but cry.

[Lush City]

If he were to slurr your name, you would feel compelled to change it.

[Lush City]

Once, a rattlesnake bit him. After five days of excruciating pain, the snake finally died.

[ThirstyDrunk]

GM discontinued the Oldsmobile at Jimmy's request.

That is fucked. Fuck him.

[Artful Drunktective]

We keep him around because he's the token board troll.

[Artful Drunktective]

GM discontinued the Oldsmobile at Jimmy's request.

That is fucked. Fuck him.

Yeah after he crashed his Delta '88.

[ThirstyDrunk]

NOT THE DELTA!
"Oh no baby, not you too".
- Ashey Slashy, the boomstick slasher with the chainsaw hand