Today in my neighborhood...

[Hugh]

Here's the aftermath:

[Badfellow]

It looks just like Ukraine. Only with paintballs. And Padres.

[Badfellow]

That vent looks like a nice, cozy place to try and crawl into after a long day of smoking crack.

[scream ale]

Makes me wish I smoked crack.

[oettinger]

To me the clearly looks like blood... in pink. When you headshot to a barbydoll there`s pink blood on the wall like this

[oettinger]

That vent looks like a nice, cozy place to try and crawl into after a long day of smoking crack.

Damn, Hugh just revealed your secret hiding spot to the drunk world. Thanks Hugh!

[Thompson]

Today my landlord, who owns the double shotgun, comes over with a reefer, he smokes reefers but not cigarettes and doesn’t drink. That’s okay, I do all them things. Very serious he is, talking man to man about his thoughts lately of suicide. Touchy subject but maybe I helped him over the hump. He laughed as he went over to his side, I hope it was a laugh, and not a moan. I cracked open another one and mulled things over. All this pain in the world. Pain in people that don’t deserve it. Took a good pull off the Burnett’s, let it settle up there, and then took another one.

[Thompson]

I’m not really worried for him because he has doctors and he’s in the system and all that. Plus he hasn’t figured out yet how to off himself. I asked him, How ya gonna do it? I’m gonna electrocute myself, he said. How ya gonna do that, I asked him? I’m gonna plug my finger into the electric socket, he said. What, your finger won’t fit, don’t give me that, I said. Let me fill the tub up with water, I said, then you get in and I’ll toss this old fashioned electric fan into the tub. Then, on your say so, I will plug it in and electrocute you. How does that sound?

[Thompson]

But then it won’t be suicide, said the landlord. No, he said, the landlord said, I must throw the electric fan into the tub myself. Well, I said, the only way to do that is to get out of the tub. Listen, I said to him, I know you don’t drink but I’ve got some peach brandy under the house, a couple jugs, and it is gettin’ on summer and What Do You Say? We can forget this suicide business for the time being and have some fruit.

[Thompson]

I’ve done done it again! I am out. Well, there is one pull left in the Burnett’s and that’s it. It’s 3:00am. Four hours ‘till the liquor store opens. This is going to test my grit and courage.

[Savage]

Today:

I just imagined him waking up to a full meal bag from some fast food place under his arm. Poor guy.

[Savage]

Gonna say that looks like me in Vegas when I didn't get robbed

I remember you snoozing between the Judge family's wall and a bed. You looked so lifelike.

[Savage]

To me the clearly looks like blood... in pink. When you headshot to a barbydoll there`s pink blood on the wall like this

Someone had to do it.

[whiskeyprick]

Gonna say that looks like me in Vegas when I didn't get robbed

I remember you snoozing between the Judge family's wall and a bed. You looked so lifelike.

still alive barely , sold the biz, be in Vegas next week

[Artful Drunktective]

That vent looks like a nice, cozy place to try and crawl into after a long day of smoking crack.

Makes me wish I smoked crack.

Living in this German town makes me want to smoke crack and crawl into a miscellaneous paint ball and blood encrusted vent. I wonder if I could even find one, as they don't really have ventilated buildings here. I guess an abandoned bunker will work.