Today in my neighborhood...

[Hugh]

[Badfellow]

Is that a pregnant homeless man?

[Nausea]

The test results came back: Hugh is the father.

[Badfellow]

That guy is also, technically speaking, parked in front of a fire hydrant.

[oettinger]

It`s always the same passed out bum. Hugh just dresses him in different clothing for photos

[Badfellow]

I remember the good, old days when you could bribe a couple of bums to fight to the burger over a Hot Pocket or a cold 40 of the Olde English. Nowadays they just want to lay around throwing orange peels at good, law abiding citizens and having everything handed to them. When did these bums become so entitled?

Some people say children are the future. But bums are a far more accurate window into the future of humanity.

[TheDrunkardAnglo]

Make bums great again!

[Patchez]

It`s always the same passed out bum. Hugh just dresses him in different clothing for photos

Barbie's Bum Buddy!

[Lush City]

I thought this only happened in Californica, Babylon by the sea. My neighborhood is holding out. You can still walk to the convenience store and not get mugged.

[Hugh]

[Badfellow]

Got it made in the shade? Or the sunny side of the street?

You decide.

[mistah willies]

Got it made in the shade? Or the sunny side of the street?

You decide.

I think that Hugh's image is a message for hope.

You see, no one messed with the drunk guy.

(Hopefully, that's not a corpse.)

[oettinger]

Look who`s charging for him in the background. Hugh stole Rye n coke`s Rye

[Lush City]

They put that arm rest right in the middle of that bench to prevent people camping out and laying out straight and having a good rest. So there was the next best thing, the sidewalk. Starting to look like Venice/Santa Monica in LA.

[Hugh]

Tonight behind my apartmnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjWLKtaSoq0