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Wow Scream Ale nailed it. Your city really is full of narcoleptic people, Hugh.
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Anytime is naptime in Hughville.

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dude wants to cuddle
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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That`s where our missing curtain went
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HAHA I just noticed the nice kitty blanket. Do you think people would look at him differently if he was just laying there without a blanket? Like the blanket is just to keep people from waking him up to check if he is dead.
Also it looks as though he may have a belly ache. I bet when he wakes up he is going to take a big dump.
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Hhaha rotgut n mudbutt...hell of a way to start the day.

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Furthermore, is that a) Bodyhair b) a tattoo c) dirt on his hand?
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D) impetigo

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e) a very rare skindisease that`s not fun to laugh about because we might one day get it on our dick or anus too
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F) a map to the hidden treasure buried under Hugh's kitchen

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Today in someone's neighborhood this dog walker was video recorded:
https://www.infowars.com/posts/disgusti ... k-on-face/
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scream ale wrote:
Sat Dec 19, 2020 12:56 pm
F) a map to the hidden treasure buried under Hugh's saggy balls
G) He has no kitchen
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The guy with the exposed ass crack threw an orange peel at me when I walked back by later.

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That`s nice of him. He saw your cocktail and thought it needed some bitters
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Hugh wrote:
Fri Dec 25, 2020 2:48 pm
The guy with the exposed ass crack threw an orange peel at me when I walked back by later.
Yeah, that's what you get when you elect libtard Democrats.
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