nakedwines.com

[Hugh]

A coupon came with a book I ordered recently offering $100 off of a case of wine. It said to go to us.nakedwines.com/nwdp2012d. The code to enter is bdp1010d and the password is asp32xyn. It offered a six-bottle case of either red, wine, or mixed. I chose the mixed without even looking at the brands. With the $100 coupon it came to $43 with tax.

[Hugh]

BAHAHAHA! Right after I posted the above, I went to scroll my Facebook feed and right at the top was a sponsored post from a place offering 6 bottles of wine for $39.95

[Nausea]

I'm starting a site called Naked Winos, featuring provocative photos of Hugh posing with some Franzia.

[RIPT2.0]

I bet if you played hard to get you could con them into paying you to drink their wine.

[Rye and Coke]

I'm starting a site called Naked Winos, featuring provocative photos of Hugh posing with some Franzia.

Naked Winos the 2020 calendar.

Hugh gets February because that's when Mardi Gras happens and he's a walking "day after" PSA.

I'll take October cause my heads shaped like a goddamn pumpkin. Plus I have these banana hammocks that Jack in Coke hasn't thrown out yet that I can still squeeze my bloated ass into.

It's party times.

[Hugh]

I'm starting a site called Naked Winos, featuring provocative photos of Hugh posing with some Franzia.

Naked Winos the 2020 calendar.

Hugh gets February because that's when Mardi Gras happens and he's a walking "day after" PSA.

I'll take October cause my heads shaped like a goddamn pumpkin. Plus I have these banana hammocks that Jack in Coke hasn't thrown out yet that I can still squeeze my bloated ass into.

It's party times.

I didn't agree to appear in any calendar with Rye n Coke in a banana hammock. Get my agent on the line right now

[scream ale]

Internet wine, banana hammocks, pumpkin heads...the world has lost what's left of it's mind apparently.

[RIPT2.0]

I wish I could drink wine or I'd be all over this. But wine fucks me up big time and gives me a wicked hangover.

[mistah willies]

I wish I could drink wine or I'd be all over this. But wine fucks me up big time and gives me a wicked hangover.

It's because you didn't mix it with vodka. You have to try this.

If those two men above are in the calendar, Then I can be Mr. January*. I'll chop the ice and dive in the river.




*Some settling and shrinkage may occur.

[Hugh]

.....

[Hugh]

DAMB YOU NAUSEA! Now I'll never be able to run for President!

[Nausea]

HAHA!

Now it's Rye's turn to post a pic. We're going to make this calendar a reality.

[RIPT2.0]

I wish I could drink wine or I'd be all over this. But wine fucks me up big time and gives me a wicked hangover.

It's because you didn't mix it with vodka. You have to try this.

If those two men above are in the calendar, Then I can be Mr. January*. I'll chop the ice and dive in the river.




*Some settling and shrinkage may occur.

Yeah, the brutal hammer. I have tried that. I don't remember what happened but I seem to recall it wasn't good.

I have a picture for this calendar but I am reluctant to release for public viewing.

[RIPT2.0]

I'm starting a site called Naked Winos, featuring provocative photos of Hugh posing with some Franzia.

Thanks. Now I am going to have to drink way more than I'd like to so I can unsee that.

[Hugh]

okay so i took it down. i fucked up i took it down