Go on without me

[ThirstyDrunk]

whoa there is no escape
the sea is full of sharks
the tide takes you away
and smashes you on the rocks

I'm too old for this journey
Pave me a bridge to the island
punkass punk bitch

[ThirstyDrunk]

The god damned chinese have built entire islands with military grade airstrips in the middle of the ocean.

So I saw this video and it was in a village in teh middle of Africa, the whole village of people sat around this ditch in the road and waited for trucks to come through and thee truck would get stuck in the ditch and all the villagers would run out and push the truck out of the ditch. Then they would all celebrate and go to wait for the next truck to get stuck.
it occurred to me that if every one of them would go get a couple handfulls of dirt every day and throw it in the ditch, over time they could eventually solve the problem.

[ThirstyDrunk]

So I put it to you, drunkards, we need a easier way to the island not all of us have Raymond Luxury Yachts like Mr. Willies. My boat leaks enough that I always have wet trousers when I arrive at the island. or soggy pantaloons.
So if some of you younger drunks could find a way to fill in the channel so i can like walk there, or be driven there that would be better.
Do something useful in your lives you puds. Stop thinking of yourselves. Do something for all drunkanity.

[scream ale]

But.. if I stop thinking of myself, no one will think of me.

[oettinger]

But.. if I stop thinking of myself, no one will think of me.

Good point, never thought about that one

[oettinger]

The god damned US of A have built entire carriers with military grade airstrips in the middle of the ocean.

That`s more accurate

[ThirstyDrunk]

I am not insane.

Definition of unsane
: lacking in sanity
people are unsane when their mental maps of reality are slightly out of correspondence with the real world

[Artful Drunktective]

So I put it to you, drunkards, we need a easier way to the island not all of us have Raymond Luxury Yachts like Mr. Willies. My boat leaks enough that I always have wet trousers when I arrive at the island. or soggy pantaloons.
So if some of you younger drunks could find a way to fill in the channel so i can like walk there, or be driven there that would be better.
Do something useful in your lives you puds. Stop thinking of yourselves. Do something for all drunkanity.

Yes sir indeed. For all drunkanity! I'll be there in my canoe.

[oettinger]

I picture Thristy`s vessel as a whisky barrell with a beerkeg as a safeboat

[Artful Drunktective]

I picture Thristy`s vessel as a whisky barrell with a beerkeg as a safeboat

With a tiny sail.

[Badfellow]

Other nautical vessels to consider for use in various analogies:

*Garbage scow
*Dinghy
*Runabout
*Skiff
*Sloop
*Schooner
*Submarine
*Trawler
*Crabber
*Tugboat
*Raft
*Barge
*Cabin cruiser
*Bumboat
*Medical vessel
*Zumwalt class destroyer
*Bathyscape
*Cigar boat
*Cruise ship
*Charter boat
*Hydrofoil
*Hovercraft
*Minesweeper
*Junk
*Outrigger
*Icebreaker
*Jet ski
*Pontoon
*Johnboat
*Swiftboat
*Paddle boat
*Freighter
*Tanker
*Intermodal cargo carrier
*Row boat
*Catamaran
*Houseboat
*Lifeboat
*Riverboat

[oettinger]

With a tiny sail.

A mustardy wifebeater

Other nautical vessels to consider for use in various analogies:
...

*Love boat
*Craft beer carrier
*USS Drinkenburg
*Fellow Pubmachine
*Gayflower
*Santa Sangria
*MDM Hightanic
*Mixxon Valdez

[Patchez]

*Firefly class freighter

[Nausea]

The S.S. Minnow Johnson

[Mr Boozificator]

So I put it to you, drunkards, we need a easier way to the island not all of us have Raymond Luxury Yachts like Mr. Willies. My boat leaks enough that I always have wet trousers when I arrive at the island. or soggy pantaloons.
So if some of you younger drunks could find a way to fill in the channel so i can like walk there, or be driven there that would be better.
Do something useful in your lives you puds. Stop thinking of yourselves. Do something for all drunkanity.

Did you use the distiller in the basement again? I thought we both decided this thing is not safe. Evil, I'll give you that, but not that safe.