whoa there is no escape
the sea is full of sharks
the tide takes you away
and smashes you on the rocks
I'm too old for this journey
Pave me a bridge to the island
punkass punk bitch
Go on without me
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Go on without me
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Re: Go on without me
The god damned chinese have built entire islands with military grade airstrips in the middle of the ocean.
So I saw this video and it was in a village in teh middle of Africa, the whole village of people sat around this ditch in the road and waited for trucks to come through and thee truck would get stuck in the ditch and all the villagers would run out and push the truck out of the ditch. Then they would all celebrate and go to wait for the next truck to get stuck.
it occurred to me that if every one of them would go get a couple handfulls of dirt every day and throw it in the ditch, over time they could eventually solve the problem.
So I saw this video and it was in a village in teh middle of Africa, the whole village of people sat around this ditch in the road and waited for trucks to come through and thee truck would get stuck in the ditch and all the villagers would run out and push the truck out of the ditch. Then they would all celebrate and go to wait for the next truck to get stuck.
it occurred to me that if every one of them would go get a couple handfulls of dirt every day and throw it in the ditch, over time they could eventually solve the problem.
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So I put it to you, drunkards, we need a easier way to the island not all of us have Raymond Luxury Yachts like Mr. Willies. My boat leaks enough that I always have wet trousers when I arrive at the island. or soggy pantaloons.
So if some of you younger drunks could find a way to fill in the channel so i can like walk there, or be driven there that would be better.
Do something useful in your lives you puds. Stop thinking of yourselves. Do something for all drunkanity.
So if some of you younger drunks could find a way to fill in the channel so i can like walk there, or be driven there that would be better.
Do something useful in your lives you puds. Stop thinking of yourselves. Do something for all drunkanity.
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Re: Go on without me
But.. if I stop thinking of myself, no one will think of me.
Re: Go on without me
Good point, never thought about that onescream ale wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 6:58 amBut.. if I stop thinking of myself, no one will think of me.
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Re: Go on without me
That`s more accurateThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 4:15 amThe god damned US of A have built entire carriers with military grade airstrips in the middle of the ocean.
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Re: Go on without me
I am not insane.
Definition of unsane
: lacking in sanity
people are unsane when their mental maps of reality are slightly out of correspondence with the real world
Definition of unsane
: lacking in sanity
people are unsane when their mental maps of reality are slightly out of correspondence with the real world
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Re: Go on without me
Yes sir indeed. For all drunkanity! I'll be there in my canoe.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 4:28 amSo I put it to you, drunkards, we need a easier way to the island not all of us have Raymond Luxury Yachts like Mr. Willies. My boat leaks enough that I always have wet trousers when I arrive at the island. or soggy pantaloons.
So if some of you younger drunks could find a way to fill in the channel so i can like walk there, or be driven there that would be better.
Do something useful in your lives you puds. Stop thinking of yourselves. Do something for all drunkanity.
Okole maluna!
Re: Go on without me
I picture Thristy`s vessel as a whisky barrell with a beerkeg as a safeboat
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Re: Go on without me
Other nautical vessels to consider for use in various analogies:
*Garbage scow
*Dinghy
*Runabout
*Skiff
*Sloop
*Schooner
*Submarine
*Trawler
*Crabber
*Tugboat
*Raft
*Barge
*Cabin cruiser
*Bumboat
*Medical vessel
*Zumwalt class destroyer
*Bathyscape
*Cigar boat
*Cruise ship
*Charter boat
*Hydrofoil
*Hovercraft
*Minesweeper
*Junk
*Outrigger
*Icebreaker
*Jet ski
*Pontoon
*Johnboat
*Swiftboat
*Paddle boat
*Freighter
*Tanker
*Intermodal cargo carrier
*Row boat
*Catamaran
*Houseboat
*Lifeboat
*Riverboat
*Garbage scow
*Dinghy
*Runabout
*Skiff
*Sloop
*Schooner
*Submarine
*Trawler
*Crabber
*Tugboat
*Raft
*Barge
*Cabin cruiser
*Bumboat
*Medical vessel
*Zumwalt class destroyer
*Bathyscape
*Cigar boat
*Cruise ship
*Charter boat
*Hydrofoil
*Hovercraft
*Minesweeper
*Junk
*Outrigger
*Icebreaker
*Jet ski
*Pontoon
*Johnboat
*Swiftboat
*Paddle boat
*Freighter
*Tanker
*Intermodal cargo carrier
*Row boat
*Catamaran
*Houseboat
*Lifeboat
*Riverboat
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Re: Go on without me
A mustardy wifebeater
*Love boat
*Craft beer carrier
*USS Drinkenburg
*Fellow Pubmachine
*Gayflower
*Santa Sangria
*MDM Hightanic
*Mixxon Valdez
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*Firefly class freighter
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Re: Go on without me
Did you use the distiller in the basement again? I thought we both decided this thing is not safe. Evil, I'll give you that, but not that safe.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sun Nov 29, 2020 4:28 amSo I put it to you, drunkards, we need a easier way to the island not all of us have Raymond Luxury Yachts like Mr. Willies. My boat leaks enough that I always have wet trousers when I arrive at the island. or soggy pantaloons.
So if some of you younger drunks could find a way to fill in the channel so i can like walk there, or be driven there that would be better.
Do something useful in your lives you puds. Stop thinking of yourselves. Do something for all drunkanity.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.