An island where drinking all the time is normal and expected?
Isn't there one already called Ireland?
and Australia, if you count that as an island
(then of course there's Iceland)
*Ireland is full of leprechauns. Dirty, little leprechauns.
*Australia is properly classified as a continent. Plus, their gun laws are ultra restrictive, leaving a person completely defenseless against kangaroos, leprechauns, Chinese, etc.
*Iceland? You need to be a millionaire just to drink bum wine there. Also, I believe the tax on such basic activities as pooping and masturbation is upwards of 50% in Iceland.
An island where drinking all the time is normal and expected?
Isn't there one already called Ireland?
and Australia, if you count that as an island
(then of course there's Iceland)
*Ireland is full of leprechauns. Dirty, little leprechauns.
*Australia is properly classified as a continent. Plus, their gun laws are ultra restrictive, leaving a person completely defenseless against kangaroos, leprechauns, Chinese, etc.
*Iceland? You need to be a millionaire just to drink bum wine there. Also, I believe the tax on such basic activities as pooping and masturbation is upwards of 50% in Iceland.
Leprechauns, are fine, just leave them a dram of Whiskey at night and they'll leave you alone, The damn Menehunes you need to watch out for, those little guys are bastards, which why I left Hawaii off this list.
Iceland seems fine, but they only allow one of us in EVERY FIVE YEARS, and you can`t bring drink inside. And Björk is already in, so I`m out.
Ouback it is
I'm on the island right now. It's gloriously sunny, but not too hot, and the sun has a pasty-girl protection shield. Tanner must go elsewhere, sorry. A gentle breeze is blowing, wait-- there's a grumbly sort of sound--oh, that's just Grumpy, snoring. Tropical cocktailsl and shots are served without having to order--it's automatic as soon as you can see glass at the bottom of your drink. The ocean waves sound so peaceful, and somewhere a tiki orchestra is playing. Everyone is welcome. Bring a few bottles. I mean, the drinks are free, but sometimes we run out before Sylvester gets back from a liquor run.
I'm on the island right now. It's gloriously sunny, but not too hot, and the sun has a pasty-girl protection shield. Tanner must go elsewhere, sorry. A gentle breeze is blowing, wait-- there's a grumbly sort of sound--oh, that's just Grumpy, snoring. Tropical cocktailsl and shots are served without having to order--it's automatic as soon as you can see glass at the bottom of your drink. The ocean waves sound so peaceful, and somewhere a tiki orchestra is playing. Everyone is welcome. Bring a few bottles. I mean, the drinks are free, but sometimes we run out before Sylvester gets back from a liquor run.
I'm on the island right now. It's gloriously sunny, but not too hot, and the sun has a pasty-girl protection shield. Tanner must go elsewhere, sorry. A gentle breeze is blowing, wait-- there's a grumbly sort of sound--oh, that's just Grumpy, snoring. Tropical cocktailsl and shots are served without having to order--it's automatic as soon as you can see glass at the bottom of your drink. The ocean waves sound so peaceful, and somewhere a tiki orchestra is playing. Everyone is welcome. Bring a few bottles. I mean, the drinks are free, but sometimes we run out before Sylvester gets back from a liquor run.
I'm on the island right now. It's gloriously sunny, but not too hot, and the sun has a pasty-girl protection shield. Tanner must go elsewhere, sorry. A gentle breeze is blowing, wait-- there's a grumbly sort of sound--oh, that's just Grumpy, snoring. Tropical cocktailsl and shots are served without having to order--it's automatic as soon as you can see glass at the bottom of your drink. The ocean waves sound so peaceful, and somewhere a tiki orchestra is playing. Everyone is welcome. Bring a few bottles. I mean, the drinks are free, but sometimes we run out before Sylvester gets back from a liquor run.
So, your at Lucky 13 in Alameda?
I don't know what that means.
Alameda is an Island, next to Oakland Ca., Lucky 13 is a bar there
While not the island, I am planning on buying some acreage in Alabama in a few years. Gonna start up where Mel Johnson stopped and build boozetown. Not his dream, more like boozevillage. A mini replica of the roadhouse and cabins for the residents. A retirement place for Drunkards. Thinking I should have the funds to get started in a little over five years.
While not the island, I am planning on buying some acreage in Alabama in a few years. Gonna start up where Mel Johnson stopped and build boozetown. Not his dream, more like boozevillage. A mini replica of the roadhouse and cabins for the residents. A retirement place for Drunkards. Thinking I should have the funds to get started in a little over five years.
That’s a noble cause. Mayhap I could rustle up a still to contribute to the village. Something in the range of 250 gallons for starters should be enough to meet the basic needs of the community.
While not the island, I am planning on buying some acreage in Alabama in a few years. Gonna start up where Mel Johnson stopped and build boozetown. Not his dream, more like boozevillage. A mini replica of the roadhouse and cabins for the residents. A retirement place for Drunkards. Thinking I should have the funds to get started in a little over five years.
I just bought an RV so some RV pads with at least a 30 amp hookup would be nice. Add water and it would be better. Also a much cheaper start up. For us nomadic drunks. Or those that will be nomadic drunks when we get to retire.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
