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How Fucked UP Are You?

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You can see where this gets into Jimmy Lester territory.
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Yes.
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Well...upon glimpsing in the mirror at the greasy and crumb coated t-shirt I've been wearing off and on this week I would also say "yes".

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I like to aim for the very drunk/dazed and confused level.

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Stupor. I don`t even have to drink to get there.

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100 God

long ways to go...
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Post by Rye and Coke »

.20 percent "blackout likely"?

Obviously written by someone who has no idea how these things work. I've blacked out on every rung of that ladder except the first.

I blackout so often I know it's happening, while it's happening.

WTF am I talking about?
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To be fair I probably qualify as legally impaired without a drop in me.

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I shoot for Buzzed through Drunk.

Quite often I overshoot that mark by a large margin but practice makes perfect.
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most of my drinking buddies who drink half as much as me love to shoot for fully fucked up as soon as is humanly possible. i dunno I'm happy to be just quite fucked up all the time than massively fucked up some of the time. hah
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0.20% BAC is more like a baseline buzz. I think the BAC index was compiled by a bunch of lightweight nerds and agents of the Anti-Saloon League.
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Re: How Fucked UP Are You?

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This is too complicated for me. Let me grab a bottle of wine and let the booze do the thinking...
Oh, yeah, well, the answer is Sunday.
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Drinking wise?
Or just in general.


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Re: How Fucked UP Are You?

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Brandonman, how many times can you use that breazelizier thing unitl it`s broken?

Agreed on all other points
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