I should get one of those breathalyzers, just for s&g
Does it work if I hold it up to an open-mouthed snorer?
I read that list of drunkard conditions, and I'm not sure where I stand, right now. Drank quite a bit, I suppose, though I wasn't counting. Still feel normal, but of course I'm not going to get dressed and get behind the wheel to beat the CA two am shutdown. Actually, since the 24 hour Walmart went to 10 or 11 or 12 I dunno, the only place would be to hit a convenience mart and fight my way through all the tweakers to get beer or bum wine.
I know this because when Grumpy was deployed all the time, we girls used to stay up and have tea suppers and then realize we needed snackies and haagen dasz and soda and mommy juice for our late night Scrabble games.
How Fucked UP Are You?
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Savage
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like tears in rain
Re: How Fucked UP Are You?
.45 - pro MDM board member level. You wake up with a lackluster blood/alcohol ratio and immediately search for liquid breakfast
Drink!
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits