What's up with all the walkers and wheelchairs out front?

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What's up with all the walkers and wheelchairs out front?

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Hi heroes, I've missed you badly. Now you don't tell anyone that or I'll have to drink you to joy. Imagine the horror.
Miss you as well Wino Warrior. Is that a thing? It should be. They should give medals for it as well.
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Ill chip in with a Cheers! miss Y'all.
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Re: What's up with all the walkers and wheelchairs out front?

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TheBigCasino wrote:
Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:39 pm
Rooster wrote:
Sun Apr 19, 2020 5:35 pm
Casino is a lightweight and Louie is the most degenerate drinking-partner on this board.

I'll say it.
I haven't been 86'd in a while, I'm old.
I retired from my job two-years ago. It's an adventure in the unknown.

You retired, too. Doesn't lessen your standing. You're a legend.

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When Grumpy retires I shall commit seppuku. I mean, really. You don't want to be around Grumpy when he no longer has his special purpose.
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I am not old. I do not have great-grandchildren yet. And it is NOT true that the neighborhood children dare each other to ring my doorbell on Halloween.
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Post by Artful Drunktective »

^ ^ ^ oettinger and I don't have and don't want children, therefore no grandchildren etc. will ever be in our future. I guess that makes us "forever young" if we don't have to ever do adulting type stuff. Nothing against having kids or anything but I have 2 reasons for not wanting them aside from the obvious responsibilities and interference of drinking time.

1. I can barely take care of myself.
2. I couldn't risk the chance of having a daughter because she would turn out like me and that would be scary. She'd be like Louise from Bob's Burgers.


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TheBigCasino wrote:
Sat Apr 18, 2020 9:54 am
It's been faaaaar too long.
Yep. Casino! We will drink Whiskey sometime.
Straight outta the bottle.
Cheers to you and all you love.

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