I get that a lot actually. But I assure you when oettinger married me, I was a woman. At least at that moment anyway.Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 2:28 pmSorry, in my universe you were always a dude. Too old to change my belief now. I can pretend you're a woman here and there if that helps, just let me know.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 9:59 amUh, I did and was also the first one to comment!Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Sun May 02, 2021 5:04 amI can't help but notice that no female member of this forum posted on that thread.
Coincidence, I don't think so!
So, I soaked my nuts in booze
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: So, I soaked my nuts in booze
Okole maluna!
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Re: So, I soaked my nuts in booze
I like the way you think, I also like the way you drinkBadfellow wrote: ↑Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:26 pmAlmonds and pecans, to be precise. I soaked them in Pusser's Navy Rum for a good spell so that they might go on to flavor cookies. Rum nut cookies. Yum.
But the beauty part is you get to drink the leftover rum that tastes of almond and pecan. I can see no downside to this whole scenario.
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Re: So, I soaked my nuts in booze
What, oettinger is a dude? Spank my ass with a lettuce head!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 3:39 pmI get that a lot actually. But I assure you when oettinger married me, I was a woman. At least at that moment anyway.Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 2:28 pmSorry, in my universe you were always a dude. Too old to change my belief now. I can pretend you're a woman here and there if that helps, just let me know.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 9:59 am
Uh, I did and was also the first one to comment!
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"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
Re: So, I soaked my nuts in booze
^^^ In your dreams I can still be Selma Hayek, I have zero problem with you wanking to that
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Re: So, I soaked my nuts in booze
Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Wed May 05, 2021 5:19 pmI like the way you think, I also like the way you drink
When someone calls you "rum nuts" and you take it as a compliment, you know you’re in the right mindset.
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Re: So, I soaked my nuts in booze
Oh! Boozy Tollhouse cookies. Badfellow, you are a culinary genius!Badfellow wrote: ↑Thu Jan 07, 2021 1:26 pmAlmonds and pecans, to be precise. I soaked them in Pusser's Navy Rum for a good spell so that they might go on to flavor cookies. Rum nut cookies. Yum.
But the beauty part is you get to drink the leftover rum that tastes of almond and pecan. I can see no downside to this whole scenario.
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