RIP my German friend. I'm eating schnitzel in your honor
RIP Oettinger
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RIP Oettinger
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Re: RIP Oettinger
I’m not German, but it looks like panko breaded, Slayer style katzenschnitzel from this angle.
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Re: RIP Oettinger
This looks nice. A side of sauerkraut I think he would be proud.
A fitting tribute. Did he die of drunkarrhea?
A fitting tribute. Did he die of drunkarrhea?
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Re: RIP Oettinger
He died of a broken heart cause Angie is stepping down.
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Re: RIP Oettinger
Ah yes. His favorite: Angina Merkel
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Re: RIP Oettinger
Truly sad. Gone too soon. My heart goes out to AD, Rambo, Sherlock, and that other one.
His passing leaves a huge gaping hole in our lives.
His passing leaves a huge gaping hole in our lives.
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Re: RIP Oettinger
Slayer style is the best but Scorpions style uses a more traditional, thicker type panade rather than panko. Rammstein Jägerschnitzel (mushroom sauce) is pretty good too. But the question is... did DB make a sauce or gravy or even use lemon because you can't just have naked schnitzel. Otherwise it's just a fried pork tenderloin without the bun.
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Re: RIP Oettinger
This is a messed up thread btw.
But nope the actual cause of death was a jealousy enraged murder-suicide by a scorned, psycho, half-gay, German drunk friend of his who went "Single White She-Male" on his ass. Funny thing is...there are at least two suspects.
But nope the actual cause of death was a jealousy enraged murder-suicide by a scorned, psycho, half-gay, German drunk friend of his who went "Single White She-Male" on his ass. Funny thing is...there are at least two suspects.
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Re: RIP Oettinger
Yes, I made the gravy from scratch. I used the fat trimmings from the pork as the base. And, of course, I used a lemon from my tree. I also used Badfellow's Spicy As FuckTM paprika in the dredging flower.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:23 amSlayer style is the best but Scorpions style uses a more traditional, thicker type panade rather than panko. Rammstein Jägerschnitzel (mushroom sauce) is pretty good too. But the question is... did DB make a sauce or gravy or even use lemon because you can't just have naked schnitzel. Otherwise it's just a fried pork tenderloin without the bun.
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Re: RIP Oettinger
BTW AD, How are you getting along? Have they removed Oett's body from the bathroom yet? Let us know if you need anything. We're all here for support.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Jan 21, 2021 12:07 pmYes, I made the gravy from scratch. I used the fat trimmings from the pork as the base. And, of course, I used a lemon from my tree. I also used Badfellow's Spicy As FuckTM paprika in the dredging flower.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu Jan 21, 2021 8:23 amSlayer style is the best but Scorpions style uses a more traditional, thicker type panade rather than panko. Rammstein Jägerschnitzel (mushroom sauce) is pretty good too. But the question is... did DB make a sauce or gravy or even use lemon because you can't just have naked schnitzel. Otherwise it's just a fried pork tenderloin without the bun.
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Re: RIP Oettinger
AP INTERNATIONAL- Wupperdorf, Germany, Local Wupperdorf resident and know drunk Gene Oettinger was mistaken for dead Monday morning after a severe and rather noisy bout of drunkarrhea. The drunkarrhea in question was reportedly caused by a lethal combination of cheap Aldi vodka and a fried schnitzel cutlet obtained from the day old section of a nearby gas station. A medical examiner was called to the scene and poked an unconscious Herr Oettinger with a stick.
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Re: RIP Oettinger
I poured some Super Schnapps into his mouth and resuscitated him.
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Dude, why you gotta be outing my pets violating their privacy by using their real names up in here? Usually us mods edit posts when real names are used. (Fixed it).Dear Booze wrote: ↑Wed Jan 20, 2021 1:08 pmMy heart goes out to AD, Mr. Asshole Dickweed, Mr. Homicidal Maniac Unhappiest Cat in the World, and that other mutha fuckin little shithead.
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Re: RIP Oettinger
In addition to the possibility of murder-suicide by a German scorned angry queen... other leads for possible causes of death are:
* Liver failure from not having alcohol consumption during the week.
* Succumbing to a gunshot wound from trying to rob Nausea's liquor store. (It was Nausea's night off).
* Suicide from not being appointed as the president of the Guns n' Roses Fan Club because he refuses to use Facebook.
* Heart failure from the excitement of seeing Axl Rose in person- naked.
* Drowning in the lake near Badfellow's cabin from one hit of weed combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
* Drowning in Dear Booze's koi pond.
* Gross blunt trauma from a head injury from a drunken fall on a curb behind one of Hugh's favorite Dumpsters.
* Death by torture from being strapped to a chair "Clockwork Orange" style and forced to watch German 80's pop band Modern Talking on repeat.
(I know he hates them because the guitarist is Germany's most renown douche but I think he's also secretly jealous that the singer is prettier than him).
* Liver failure from not having alcohol consumption during the week.
* Succumbing to a gunshot wound from trying to rob Nausea's liquor store. (It was Nausea's night off).
* Suicide from not being appointed as the president of the Guns n' Roses Fan Club because he refuses to use Facebook.
* Heart failure from the excitement of seeing Axl Rose in person- naked.
* Drowning in the lake near Badfellow's cabin from one hit of weed combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
* Drowning in Dear Booze's koi pond.
* Gross blunt trauma from a head injury from a drunken fall on a curb behind one of Hugh's favorite Dumpsters.
* Death by torture from being strapped to a chair "Clockwork Orange" style and forced to watch German 80's pop band Modern Talking on repeat.
(I know he hates them because the guitarist is Germany's most renown douche but I think he's also secretly jealous that the singer is prettier than him).
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Re: RIP Oettinger
Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Fri Jan 22, 2021 6:23 am
* Drowning in the lake near Badfellow's cabin from one hit of weed combined with copious amounts of alcohol.
He didn’t so much drown as he did flubber around for a while on his back in three inches of lake water. We had to keep the buzzards and the seagulls at bay until he was finally able to right himself.
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