I think these two fit most members. Being drunk often ends in an arrest or encounters of an anal kind.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 3:31 amWhich board member...
Has been arrested
has met extra terrestrials
Which board member...?
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Re: Which board member...?
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I nominate Lush City for most likely to have interacted with ETs. It's either that or too much LSD.
Which board member is most likely to have the liger as his or her spirit animal?
Which board member is most likely to have the liger as his or her spirit animal?
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Part of me wants that table.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:43 amWhich board member would have this coffee table? Complete with drink holders in the holes that even light up. (see link) Pretty cool.
https://odditymall.com/retro-cassette-coffee-table
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Awesome Mix Vol. 2? That’s definitely Nausea, who’s name I recently realized is also a commonly listed side effect for prescription medication AND a book by Jean Paul Sartre. Wow!Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:43 amWhich board member would have this coffee table? Complete with drink holders in the holes that even light up. (see link) Pretty cool.
https://odditymall.com/retro-cassette-coffee-table
EveryoneMerchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 3:31 amWhich board member...
Has been arrested
Built their own bar
Has more than one cat
Drank before they were 10
Has met extra terrestrials
Half the people on this board
Oett & AD
Everyone
Lush City (you should ask him about it sometime)
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I have actually never been arrested
probably should build a bar
I unfortunetly no longer have more than one cat
yeah I was probably 8 or 9
E.Ts are weirdos
probably should build a bar
I unfortunetly no longer have more than one cat
yeah I was probably 8 or 9
E.Ts are weirdos
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Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 3:31 amWhich board member...
Has been arrested
Built their own bar
Has more than one cat
Drank before they were 10
Has met extra terrestrials
I've been arrested
I built my own bar
I don't have a cat
I was about 4 when I had my first drink
I've met extra transexuals
DRINK!
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HA! This is great. Despite what BF says, I haven't done / had any of those things except for having more than one cat always in my life since I first got a cat in my early 20's. If I met an ET, I didn't realize it. I think I saw one though once. Or at least...something unidentified.Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 3:31 amWhich board member...
Has been arrested
Built their own bar
Has more than one cat
Drank before they were 10
Has met extra terrestrials
Okole maluna!
Re: Which board member...?
For all board members who haven't got arrested yet, step yer fucking game up. Get on the rest of our level.
Lightweights.
Lightweights.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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Them E.T.'s went straight for my shitbox!
Also - how can anybody have never been arrested?
Also - how can anybody have never been arrested?
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Which board member...?
I know. It's like some of them aren't even trying.ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 8:02 amThem E.T.'s went straight for my shitbox!
Also - how can anybody have never been arrested?
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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I would have proudly been arrested but I had to keep my nose clean due to the line of work I was in. Now I don't give a crap.
Okole maluna!
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In germany they arrest you if you don't have a plastic imitation clock in your car.
Re: Which board member...?
Which member has been arrested the MOST times?
I'm at 3.
I'm at 3.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Which board member...?
Drunk tank Oettinger 1 tank 0
Ambulance Oettinger 1 Parademics 0
Hospital Oettinger 1 Doctors 0
A lot of cops and Ambulances Oettinger 5 idiots 0
Final score: 8 - 0 in favor of the drunk
Ambulance Oettinger 1 Parademics 0
Hospital Oettinger 1 Doctors 0
A lot of cops and Ambulances Oettinger 5 idiots 0
Final score: 8 - 0 in favor of the drunk
Drink!