I'm at 1 and a half. One was full-blown jail where I had to see a judge for a trial. The second was just a drunk tank that I had to live in for a few hours so I wouldn't hurt myself.
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You were absolutely who I had in mind when I posted it.scream ale wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 4:03 pmPart of me wants that table.Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Thu May 27, 2021 12:43 amWhich board member would have this coffee table? Complete with drink holders in the holes that even light up. (see link) Pretty cool.
https://odditymall.com/retro-cassette-coffee-table
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That`s why you still have to wear that electronic tag and are not allowed within 100 yards to a Denny`s after midnightDear Booze wrote: ↑Sat May 29, 2021 8:18 pm
The second was just a drunk tank that I had to live in for a few hours so I wouldn't hurt myself.
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I’ve been 86ed from Denny’s before, and let me tell you it is no easy feat. They let the drunkest of slobs in after dark, just so long as they have the means to pay for their dreadful respite.
Arrested twice, of which one time was spent in the drunk tank where I got a shiny apple and a sweet bologna sandwich out of the deal. That jail bologna is worse than Denny’s food. It’s made from dead hookers and horses that were too sick to be sent to the glue factory.
Arrested twice, of which one time was spent in the drunk tank where I got a shiny apple and a sweet bologna sandwich out of the deal. That jail bologna is worse than Denny’s food. It’s made from dead hookers and horses that were too sick to be sent to the glue factory.
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I unwrapped a brownie that had a nice curly pube on it. Ate it anyways for the calories -- the brownie, not the pube.
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How can you be so sure it was a pube? On second thought, forget I asked.
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I got an A in Forensic Pubeology back in college.
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Come on children, eat all your pubes and genitals. It`s good for you!
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Which board member browses Mayfair Stocking adds, pretending he's shopping for his wife, but he's really just looking at hot models wearing almost nothing except stockings and garters?
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Old smart skunk. And he`s not close to being marriedMerchant Seaman wrote: ↑Sun May 30, 2021 4:24 pmWhich board member browses Mayfair Stocking adds, pretending he's shopping for his wife, but he's really just looking at hot models wearing almost nothing except stockings and garters?
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Even if he's not married, he could still be pretending to shop for his wifeoettinger wrote: ↑Sun May 30, 2021 4:53 pmOld smart skunk. And he`s not close to being marriedMerchant Seaman wrote: ↑Sun May 30, 2021 4:24 pmWhich board member browses Mayfair Stocking adds, pretending he's shopping for his wife, but he's really just looking at hot models wearing almost nothing except stockings and garters?
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Dear BoozeMerchant Seaman wrote: ↑Sun May 30, 2021 4:24 pmWhich board member browses Mayfair Stocking adds, pretending he's shopping for his wife, but he's really just looking at hot models wearing almost nothing except stockings and garters?
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Were we in the same class together? I was in Honors Forensic Pubeology II.
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2 nights in the drunk tank and 14 days in county waiting for a trial on public drunkenness and public urination.
See I was drunk as hell and couldn't find my hotel key. I had to piss really bad so I did what any clever, drunken problem solver would do. Hopped in the elevator in the lobby and rode it all the way to the 25th floor. Had a really nice piss on the way up too. Cops were called because the nosey fuckers had cameras on the elevators. The cops ran my name and since I had an unpaid parking ticket or three I went to lock up.
Trial date hits and I get ....time served on all charges and the fines for the tickets. 14 days wiped away 2700 bucks give or take.
See I was drunk as hell and couldn't find my hotel key. I had to piss really bad so I did what any clever, drunken problem solver would do. Hopped in the elevator in the lobby and rode it all the way to the 25th floor. Had a really nice piss on the way up too. Cops were called because the nosey fuckers had cameras on the elevators. The cops ran my name and since I had an unpaid parking ticket or three I went to lock up.
Trial date hits and I get ....time served on all charges and the fines for the tickets. 14 days wiped away 2700 bucks give or take.
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...would secretly work in a male revue? It doesn't even have to be as pro as Chippendales. It could totally be "Full Monty" amateur style.
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