Which board member...?

[oldsmartskunk]

Which board member...

Has been arrested
has met extra terrestrials

I think these two fit most members. Being drunk often ends in an arrest or encounters of an anal kind.

[Nausea]

I nominate Lush City for most likely to have interacted with ETs. It's either that or too much LSD.

Which board member is most likely to have the liger as his or her spirit animal?

[scream ale]

Which board member would have this coffee table? Complete with drink holders in the holes that even light up. (see link) Pretty cool.


https://odditymall.com/retro-cassette-coffee-table

Part of me wants that table.

[Badfellow]

Which board member would have this coffee table? Complete with drink holders in the holes that even light up. (see link) Pretty cool.


https://odditymall.com/retro-cassette-coffee-table

Awesome Mix Vol. 2? That’s definitely Nausea, who’s name I recently realized is also a commonly listed side effect for prescription medication AND a book by Jean Paul Sartre. Wow!

Which board member...

Has been arrested

Built their own bar

Has more than one cat

Drank before they were 10

Has met extra terrestrials

Everyone

Half the people on this board

Oett & AD

Everyone

Lush City (you should ask him about it sometime)

[scream ale]

I have actually never been arrested
probably should build a bar
I unfortunetly no longer have more than one cat
yeah I was probably 8 or 9
E.Ts are weirdos

[Dear Booze]

Which board member...

Has been arrested

Built their own bar

Has more than one cat

Drank before they were 10

Has met extra terrestrials

I've been arrested

I built my own bar

I don't have a cat

I was about 4 when I had my first drink

I've met extra transexuals

[Artful Drunktective]

Which board member...

Has been arrested

Built their own bar

Has more than one cat

Drank before they were 10

Has met extra terrestrials

HA! This is great. Despite what BF says, I haven't done / had any of those things except for having more than one cat always in my life since I first got a cat in my early 20's. If I met an ET, I didn't realize it. I think I saw one though once. Or at least...something unidentified.

[Patchez]

For all board members who haven't got arrested yet, step yer fucking game up. Get on the rest of our level.

Lightweights.

[ThirstyDrunk]

Them E.T.'s went straight for my shitbox!

Also - how can anybody have never been arrested?

[Patchez]

Them E.T.'s went straight for my shitbox!

Also - how can anybody have never been arrested?

I know. It's like some of them aren't even trying.

[Artful Drunktective]

I would have proudly been arrested but I had to keep my nose clean due to the line of work I was in. Now I don't give a crap.

[oldsmartskunk]

In germany they arrest you if you don't have a plastic imitation clock in your car.

[Nausea]

Which member has been arrested the MOST times?

I'm at 3.

[Nausea]

[oettinger]

Drunk tank Oettinger 1 tank 0
Ambulance Oettinger 1 Parademics 0
Hospital Oettinger 1 Doctors 0
A lot of cops and Ambulances Oettinger 5 idiots 0
Final score: 8 - 0 in favor of the drunk