Dude drank into the early hours of the morning while having to work that same morning.
I admire this.
Happy birthday to everyone's favorite, sexiest Lithuanian!
Happy birthday oldsmartskunk
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Happy birthday oldsmartskunk
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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benitobeast69
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Re: Happy birthday oldsmartskunk
su gimtadieniu to the cunt
Hangover cure: Rigorous sex, hydration, hot bath, then "go up for half an hour in an open aeroplane." - Kinglsey Amis
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Artful Drunktective
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Re: Happy birthday oldsmartskunk
Cheers and Happy Birthday to our favorite Sluttiest Lithuanian!
Okole maluna!
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Badfellow
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Re: Happy birthday oldsmartskunk
Happy birthday, you jizz soaked gigolo. You make other Lithuanians work harder to look more slutty.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
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oldsmartskunk
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Re: Happy birthday oldsmartskunk
I appreciate these kind words. You make me wanna jizz with joy!
Re: Happy birthday oldsmartskunk
Happy Day your face rubbed your mother's vagina!!
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Dear Booze
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Merchant Seaman
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Re: Happy birthday oldsmartskunk
Happy Birthday, I owe you a drink.
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Mr Boozificator
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Re: Happy birthday oldsmartskunk
Drink strong, drink forth, may there be many more drinks.
"I never want to go to bed if there are still beers in the fridge, but then I am always hopeful that there are beers left in there when I wake up.". Thirstydrunk.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one." Voltaire
"The prince of darkness is a gentleman." Shakespeare.
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Rye and Coke
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Re: Happy birthday oldsmartskunk
BUY THIS MAN A ROUND, while he sings us his salacious songs of salty sex!
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Re: Happy birthday oldsmartskunk
Happy Beerthday, belated as is the drunkard way, you big perv.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice