Does anyone here have a drunk superpower?

[Savage]

I can sound perfectly coherent until that tipping point where I fall out of my chair and have to take a short rest. I know this is so, because I always make perfect sense to myself.

Also I have the superpower all the time, even undrunk, of having a clock in my head. Such as, when I am making something to eat, and it needs to cook a certain amount of time, I almost always get up seconds before the alarm goes off.

I'm not usually drunk while I am cooking, but I do drink and cook.

[Merchant Seaman]

I can speak in cursive

[oettinger]

I mention mine in this thread

[DrunkinEurope]

Teleportation - just by blinking, I can go from a barstool to the floor of my place, a strange house full of strangers in a neighborhood of the city I hardly knew existed, or, sometimes, on the sidewalk outside a bar of a different city.

Nah, but I think my only drunk superpower is actually never losing any of my stuff (except for a jacket, which I still believe was stolen and not lost). It's probably because I keep patting my pockets even when undrunk to ensure I have my wallet, phone, cigarettes, and keys on me that it's been embedded in my psyche and I end up doing it even when deep into my cups.

[Rye and Coke]

Teleportation - just by blinking, I can go from a barstool to the floor of my place, a strange house full of strangers in a neighborhood of the city I hardly knew existed, or, sometimes, on the sidewalk outside a bar of a different city.

I have nearly the same power, but instead of teleportation it's telekinesis.

I can look at any broken device and blink it into repair and/or, in some cases, complete construction.

I blink-drywalled an entire room of my house that way. A sink was broken? Blink-fixed.

An entire toilet needed to be replaced? Blink and it was done.

Sure the sink faucet rattles like the loose teeth of a hobo riding the rails through the hills of West Virginia when we turn on the hot water, but fuck it.

The mind is a powerful thing

[oettinger]

I have nearly the same power, but instead of teleportation it's telekinesis.

I can look at any broken device and blink it into repair and/or, in some cases, complete construction.

Blink and fix your fucking sheetrock wall

[scream ale]

Blink and unfuck the world already.

Does the ability to power nap like a motherfucker count as a super power?

[oettinger]

Does the ability to power nap like a motherfucker count as a super power?

Of course! But it will make you the most useless super-hero during that incoming alian attack

[DrunkinEurope]

And as Captain Power Nap, you can have a nice catchphrase for when the shit hits the fan: down, down and good night.

[scream ale]

Does the ability to power nap like a motherfucker count as a super power?

Of course! But it will make you the most useless super-hero during that incoming alian attack

Let em come. Captain Power Nap doesn't rise for just anyone. Aliens? Fuck em.

[Nausea]

My super power is that I can take my underwear off without taking my pants off.

[Bluespook]

I’m lucky. Like really, really, lucky. Always win at dice or the poker machine. Just a two weeks ago I was on the run from the cops. They drove by at least half a dozen times and never saw me.

[Backbone Robby Bobby]

I can sound perfectly coherent until that tipping point where I fall out of my chair and have to take a short rest. I know this is so, because I always make perfect sense to myself.

Also I have the superpower all the time, even undrunk, of having a clock in my head. Such as, when I am making something to eat, and it needs to cook a certain amount of time, I almost always get up seconds before the alarm goes off.

I'm not usually drunk while I am cooking, but I do drink and cook.*

Ha ha ha fantastic thread.
*Just don't fry bacon with your shirt off.

My drunk superpowa used to be that I became very handsome. Does it sound familiar?...

For the last couple of years, my new superpowa is dexterity and the speed of lightning. We're talking catching a glass falling from the next table!
I believe it has to do with the fact that when you start to drink morbidly for nostalgic reason or because of hatered of our dark times, you do develop some kind of cold inner peace that is good for your reflexes.

[ThirstyDrunk]

I have the drunken ability to transfer other peoples poop into my pants.

[scream ale]

I have the drunken ability to transfer other peoples poop into my pants.

I wish I had the drunken super power to transfer my turds to my enemies foreheads. That would be so much fun.