If Patchez were here, he'd set you straight and tell you that you start the toddlers with matches, then work 'em up to lighters.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:53 pmHe properly taught his toddler granddaughter how to play with a lighter.
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Yes. If Patchez were here. God I miss that guy. Gone too soon. I'm pouring a little of my malt liquor on the ground in honor of him.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:22 amIf Patchez were here, he'd set you straight and tell you that you start the toddlers with matches, then work 'em up to lighters.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:53 pmHe properly taught his toddler granddaughter how to play with a lighter.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
So true.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:22 amIf Patchez were here, he'd set you straight and tell you that you start the toddlers with matches, then work 'em up to lighters.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:53 pmHe properly taught his toddler granddaughter how to play with a lighter.
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You mean "not early enough", otherwise I concourDear Booze wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 11:48 amGone too soon.Badfellow wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2017 10:22 amIf Patchez were here, he'd set you straight and tell you that you start the toddlers with matches, then work 'em up to lighters.Artful Detective wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:53 pmHe properly taught his toddler granddaughter how to play with a lighter.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
He poses in front of Zima displays at the liquor store. And his alledged twin brother and I are renting a bus bench in his home town that says "Patchez: your #1 Zima representative!"
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I'm Patchez and I approve these messages.
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How do we know that's not Bubblez with a beard extension? Hmmm.....
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Santa Clause is really a Viking?
Doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice. He comes down your chimney from Valhalla to rape your refrigerator and pillage your booze, burning all of your toilets to the ground in a groaning rage.
Doesn't matter if you've been naughty or nice. He comes down your chimney from Valhalla to rape your refrigerator and pillage your booze, burning all of your toilets to the ground in a groaning rage.
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That has got to be the jolliest looking viking I have ever seen.
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Seriously, he's almost always in a good mood. Except for when he's stuck in the left hand lane behind some asshole in a Buick with Ohio license plates.
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That's just the whiskeyscream ale wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:37 pmThat has got to be the jolliest looking viking I have ever seen.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
Liisten to this man. He's pre-med.Bubblez wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 3:17 pmThat's just the whiskeyscream ale wrote: ↑Wed Dec 25, 2019 1:37 pmThat has got to be the jolliest looking viking I have ever seen.
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Re: The Life of Patchez
The fucking lifeoh of Patchez is gonna be working at least 4 to 8 hours a week of OT for the next 3 to 6 months to cover the fucking he laid to his credit card to un max that bitch and pay it off.
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The fucking line. Fuck.
The fuckening.
The piddley pours the fucking nanny Massachusetts decides is right for YOU!
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