"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

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Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

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scream ale wrote:
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Don’t listen to him. PM me for his account info and bank routing number, and we can get into the rhythm of the night. Just you and me, Diva-cheeks. I love yuo
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I drank a lot. Lost some memory. And so on.

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Rye and Coke wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 5:50 pm
Shelley Winters wrote:
Wed Aug 21, 2019 1:10 pm
Hello, I am not new at all, but haven't been around for what feels like 200 light years ago. I used to be Tipsy McStagger. Thought I'd pop in and say hello. Since I am at work, I am not drunk yet but will be soon enough!!
Welcome back, pull up a chair to the Algonquin Round Table that is this forum and let's have a chat. I'm actually new here and I'm astounded how few people if anyone ever really leaves for good.

What's your drink of choice if you have one?
Tipsy, I'm back too!

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Hello again Drunkards,

It's been awhile. Has anyone shuffled off this mortal recently? Everytime I pop in it seems like another sad-story.

I'm still out here and nothing's changed in nearly 20-years. Not here for a long time so I'm here for a good time.
My number is still the same, so if you kept it... It's right there for you.

Love you guys and girls. Fly the flag.

-Rooster

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I just wanted to come back and have people saying "Wait why he's not fucking dead yet?!"
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Damn, Rooster, you're almost live and tickkng. Drinks to you!

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Anyway, Rooster, I know you're an oldtimer here.
So congrats to your 20th birthday!

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At sea, and fixing up the housse

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YARR THAR GOES A SEA GULL!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.

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Merchant Seaman wrote:
Tue May 31, 2022 7:27 pm
At sea, and fixing up the housse
That, and your wee little guy probably keeps you busy too I'm sure. Glad to know you're still afloat!
Okole maluna!

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I’m back. Been married to a shrew of a woman with insane jealousy issues. Now that it’s over, I’m back with my own kind. Drinks are on me. Bar’s open!
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Welcome back BlueSpook!

I'll have an expensive single malt, your choice and a bucket of Hamm's.

Cheers!!
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Welcome back sir! I'll take all the Buffalo Trace neat you're willing to give.

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scream ale wrote:
Thu Jun 16, 2022 3:46 pm
Welcome back sir! I'll take all the Buffalo Trace neat you're willing to give.
Break open the barrel and dip your head in it. I’m free and I’m back. Oh how I’ve missed the lifestyle
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Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

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Bluespook wrote:
Thu Jun 16, 2022 12:13 am
I’m back. Been married to a shrew of a woman with insane jealousy issues. Now that it’s over, I’m back with my own kind. Drinks are on me. Bar’s open!
Welcome back BS! I'm feeling like a Long Beach Ice Tea today (cranberry juice in place of the Coke). Thanks and cheers! You must share some of your crazy beeyatch stories over some drinks with us some time. Were you really undrunk during this harrowing experience? Regardless, glad to have you back and off the wagon! Chin chin!
Okole maluna!

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