"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

[ThirstyDrunk]

Heck, may I buy the Table a round?

I'll have a round barrel of bourbon, thanks.
Cheers!

[mistah willies]

Welcome back aboard Shelley Winters, I'll have a measure of Baker's 107.
There's got to be a morning after indeed, but that's not until Tuesday.

[oettinger]

Yes, welcome back, I`d like some of that vodka in any shape or form

[Patchez]

Yes, welcome back, I`d like some of that vodka in any shape or form

Welcome back Tipsy/Shelly! Remember to post drunk. Post often. Post drunk often.

I'll have a Glenfiddich any age or expression.

[Bubblez]

Welcome back, pull up a chair to the Algonquin Round Table that is this forum and let's have a chat. I'm actually new here and I'm astounded how few people if anyone ever really leaves for good.

What's your drink of choice if you have one?

We're like the mob that way... generally one way out... DRUNK!

[DivaBitch]

Hay all! I finally am a free MF'n bitches! They finaly caut up with me and my parner and locked us up for a cople of years. First thing wen I got out a month ago is got FUBAR'd then had a wild night of sex, drugs and rock & roll to celabrate. I've got a side chick inside but she wont be out antime soon and I wont be goig back...EVER.
Good to be bak here with the losers and wanabes.

[Artful Drunktective]

Welcome back Diva! You won't believe how much we missed yuo and your lap dances. Cheers sista!

[Badfellow]

Now it's a party.

[oettinger]

On drunken skype we talked about you a lot. I espacially have a soft spot for you in my liver. Welcome back. Game on BITCH D

[scream ale]

Dreams do come true.

[Badfellow]

Okay, a few questions here, and you can take 'em or leave 'em and your leisure.

First, we're assuming a felony conviction, and if you served two years as yuo claimed, it was in some sort of festering, local county jail rather than a festering, hardened federal facility.

Second, we're assuming yuo were convicted of check fraud, controlled substance and/or not paying yuor pole dance taxes in a timely manner. That's cool. Or yuo might have made the mistake of trying to shoplift a hot pink pair of panties from the wrong Family Dollar in South Carolina. It's all good.

Third, guess there were no real questions in the meat of that there medium rare 54 oz. T-bone steak dinner with baked potato.

We're not here to judge you; we're here to judge yuo.

[Patchez]

Welcome back to land of drunken sailors!

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

I may have been gone for quite awhile, but I still look this damn good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Let's take a cue from the Reddit posters - Roast me

I dare you. I will fire back so hard you won't wake up for two days.

[Badfellow]

Sorry, I spent all my insults for the week on Oettinger. He's a cheap date otherwise. Trust me.


Say, Lou, you still got that bitchin' Schwinn Stingray with the banana seat? Was that you? Or have the tequila worms finally eaten holes in my brain?

[Dirty Diamond Lou]

Sorry, I spent all my insults for the week on Oettinger. He's a cheap date otherwise. Trust me.


Say, Lou, you still got that bitchin' Schwinn Stingray with the banana seat? Was that you? Or have the tequila worms finally eaten holes in my brain?

I traded the Stingray for this badass 24" Schwinn mini cruiser. Threw some ape hangers on it. I just switched over to Ubuntu so I still have to figure out how to post pics. Stay tuned.