"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

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Post by Rye and Coke »

So that explains the empty seat at the bar with a Reserved sign on the stool.

Cheers old timer.
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I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'

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Howdy

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I'm back.
Drank a bottle of Brugal Anejo Rum yesterday.
Cold Beers now.

Cheers, everybody!

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Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

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I was in a coma.

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Re: Howdy

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So who else is drunk?

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Re: Howdy

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So I like to share my private life cuz I have none.
That makes the story short.
So drinking. Done. Smoking cigars. Next.

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Re: Howdy

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I'm finishing this bottl;e of Makers
I smoked about 30 cigarettes
and a bowl of Garlic Breathe

Cheers to ya now
let''s get this done right
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

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I remember 1 pub and the young lady bartender I made oldschool old man compliments to. Then nothing. We call it Filmriss in Germany. I smell like a burnt up cigarette company. That's all folks!

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Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

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All the best to Lady Savage. Cheers!

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Did Ya Miss Me?

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It's been sume time and I did it one day at a time. I was sentennce to 6 years, did about haf so this is my first stop. BTW don't ever be with me and have a side bitch or I'll cut you too. He didn't need that little frank and beans anyway. Drinks on me I still have some commsseary money left. BTW......I'm looking for a new Boo......I'm done with chicks, for a while so I free unless the right one cumes along ;)
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Re: Did Ya Miss Me?

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Hope you remembered to get your Xanax filled.

Oh, how we missed you. Six years in the joint, huh? Guess all those forged checks catch up eventually. I suppose you have some pretty interesting stories about prison wallets and such, and now that you’ve been released you can get your drink on. So let’s have a drink. Here’s to you, babe.
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Re: Did Ya Miss Me?

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No
Drink!
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Back in all it's retarded misspelled glory. God bless Amreiaca.

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First Covid, now this.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Not even the chi vi can keep a good tard down.

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