So that explains the empty seat at the bar with a Reserved sign on the stool.
Cheers old timer.
"Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Moderators: Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar, Badfellow, Mr Boozificator
- Rye and Coke
- Inebriate Savant
- Posts: 888
- Joined: Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:43 pm
- Location: You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming?"
Re: Like a vampire clawing his way out of his grave...
"They told me to see the glass half full cause some see it as half empty
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
I chose to see the glass twice the size it needed to be" - Pharoahe Monch, 'Broken Again'
Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
I was in a coma.
- ThirstyDrunk
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 12701
- Joined: Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:35 pm
- Location: Xenia
Re: Howdy
I'm finishing this bottl;e of Makers
I smoked about 30 cigarettes
and a bowl of Garlic Breathe
Cheers to ya now
let''s get this done right
I smoked about 30 cigarettes
and a bowl of Garlic Breathe
Cheers to ya now
let''s get this done right
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
I remember 1 pub and the young lady bartender I made oldschool old man compliments to. Then nothing. We call it Filmriss in Germany. I smell like a burnt up cigarette company. That's all folks!
Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
All the best to Lady Savage. Cheers!
Did Ya Miss Me?
It's been sume time and I did it one day at a time. I was sentennce to 6 years, did about haf so this is my first stop. BTW don't ever be with me and have a side bitch or I'll cut you too. He didn't need that little frank and beans anyway. Drinks on me I still have some commsseary money left. BTW......I'm looking for a new Boo......I'm done with chicks, for a while so I free unless the right one cumes along ;)
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
- Badfellow
- Juicing Like Jackie
- Posts: 10733
- Joined: Tue Oct 04, 2005 3:05 pm
- Location: Republic of Drunkardia
Re: Did Ya Miss Me?
Hope you remembered to get your Xanax filled.
Oh, how we missed you. Six years in the joint, huh? Guess all those forged checks catch up eventually. I suppose you have some pretty interesting stories about prison wallets and such, and now that you’ve been released you can get your drink on. So let’s have a drink. Here’s to you, babe.
Oh, how we missed you. Six years in the joint, huh? Guess all those forged checks catch up eventually. I suppose you have some pretty interesting stories about prison wallets and such, and now that you’ve been released you can get your drink on. So let’s have a drink. Here’s to you, babe.
ພາສາລາວNONE GENUINE WITHOUT MY SIGNATUREພາສາລາວ
- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6224
- Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
- Location: Home usually.
Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Back in all it's retarded misspelled glory. God bless Amreiaca.
Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
First Covid, now this.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
- scream ale
- Drinking Like W.C.
- Posts: 6224
- Joined: Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:26 am
- Location: Home usually.
Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Not even the chi vi can keep a good tard down.